pooninator

someone who is addicted to poon.

sean is a pooninator.

by martabus August 27, 2008

pooniwoven

An object woven from poon and poon related fabrics of varying quality. Manual pooniweavers make the highest quality merchandise. High tech industrial pooniweavers lack the kind of individual touch that makes a pooniwoven object unique and stylish.

Yvonne: "I love your scarf, what's it made of?"

Daniel: "It's pooniwoven. Two thirds Italian Cougar, one third Southern Caucasian sorority girl."

Yvonne: "It's gorgeous, but what's that smell?"

by pooniwoven October 14, 2011

Poontangalypse

Another term for menstrual cycle.

At the start of someones period one might say "THE POONTANGALYPSE IS NIGH!"

by Manlybabies January 25, 2015

phonitude

1. Having a serious or demanding attitude in text messages or phone conversation.
2. Droll text messages
3. Lacking any energy in text conversations

Rich "Shes stuck at the Dunkies again and has been sending me phonitude all night! WTH!"
Paige "If I only knew her through phonitudal text messages Id swear she was an old man."

by Feartehcat May 31, 2015

Poontangler express

A vehicle that is typically driven by a man who gets a lot of pussy

Dylan - Did you see Mitch in his poontangler express

Ryan - yeah he's gunna Ashley later ... a lot

by Poontanglerexpress78 July 2, 2016

Poontang

An ace person, who just loves to have a laugh and likes to take a risk. Enjoys sexual activity

“Mate did you just get laid your such a poontang”

by Janet Jones May 27, 2018

Poontang-Quake

The earth rumbling orgasm a girl has when you first stumble upon the mystical G-Spot.

Karen: OMG Becky Tyrone totally gave me a Poontang-Quake!
Becky: You lucky bitch no man's ever even came close to giving me "The Quake."

by Mr.Diddler March 5, 2019