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Purple Pistol

The act of slapping a girl in the face with your penis (similar to a russian tattoo so hard that your penis breaks in a perfect 90 degree angle and bruises.
"Man I mean't to give that girl a russian tattoo, but I ended up with a purple pistol."
by All Mighty Muffin Lord February 22, 2009
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Sex Pistols

Despite what people believe, were NOT a manufactured band.were not brought together by that lying asshole Malcolm Mclaren. Paul and Steve went a long way back. So did Johnny and Sid. Were not told what do on that Bill who-ever-the-hell show. Apparently Malcolm was cowering in the back awaiting a lawsuit. Mclaren did nothing for the band but mooch of their succes. But I guess he was somewhat clever. He did trick you all into believing him. Asshole.
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skin pistol

penis, cock, dick, shoots a wad like a bullit, your dick is a skin pistol
check out my skin pistol, it's got a 6 in. barrel.

can i shoot you with my skin pistol?
by jon zieba September 26, 2007
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The Pistol

In Halo it is the incredibly overpowered yet ONLY weapon to use if you wish to survive. Three head shots will take the shield off and kill the person being raped.
OMFG! (#1)Valgina killed me AGAIN!!!11one
by Evil Jesus August 28, 2004
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Pistoling

A person's ability to consistently kill with a Handgun.
Someone's skill with a handgun.
Using a handgun in battle.
Random Noob: You are garbage, you are only pistoling me.
Leet Player: Still can't hit a thing with those rockets huh?
by EvilLilElmo May 4, 2006
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Pistol whip

1.taking a gun-prefferably a pistol-and whacking someone over the head with it
2. When a male takes his penis and either roughly or lightly slaps a Bitch in the face with it. Usually used to spread semon over a girls face or attempt to land drops in her mouth
1. When Jacob wouldn't tell Darren where the gold was, he took a colt 45 with an extended clip and pistol whipped him
2. John pistol whipped Sharon while he had his climax, sending semon all over her face and leaving a light red mark on her left cheek
by Double D1021 January 11, 2015
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fuck piston

when two guys double team a girl one doggy style and one in the mouth. The man doing the doggy style thrusts so the girl goes forward and sucks the penis of the other man. The momentum is then pushed back, creating a piston like effect, using Newton's laws of motion.
I gave her the old fuck piston with my buddy.
We had to make sure she was lubed up good before we performed the ol' fuck piston.
by Mijoe Bruedy March 1, 2008
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