Pinocchio Turds

When shit gets real.

Pinocchio was "fake" (a puppet) but became a real boy.

Columbine was straight Pinocchio Turds, man

by 3b0nk4 March 30, 2011

Pieoritised

1: To prioritize someone/something directly behind pie.

2: To take what someone says about you or someone else and replace the pronoun with pie, usually for trolling purposes.

Susan: I love you John.

John: I love pie.

Susan: I really miss you...

John: I really miss pie...

Susan: Have I just been pieoritised?

by Dazywu September 14, 2011

Pinocchiophobia

The fear of lying puppets

I suffer from Pinocchiophobia. Is it my imagination, or are Phineas T. Bluster and Flub-a-Dub up to their old tricks?

by nebzil December 14, 2012

pinocchio's nose

A sexual act in which you go in a girl soft and slowly get harder and harder as your erection gets longer and longer inside of her

Man #1: "It's hard for me to keep and erection without meds"
Man#2: " Well maybe you should try pulling a pinocchio's nose, then you could get one in the minst of doing the hanky panky"

by foxygranpa April 26, 2015

Pino

Weed and tobacco mixed together to be smoked.

Josh just ripped a pino!

by burlybud October 26, 2015

Pinocchio

when you get a hard on

hey man i was at this party and i got aPinocchio

by damn bruh thats a sweet meme June 3, 2017

ameri-pino

american born citizen who has one parent american decent and other half Filipino

my dads american and my moms Filipino so i conceter my self ameri-pino

by chris purvis the great February 28, 2016