Piledriver

A sexual position seen in alot of porno movies. It's when you have a female person pointing one of her holes upwards, and a man who forcedly inserts his penis in said hole. It's commonly seen that the man needs to press his penis downwards with his hand to make this act possible. The extreme porn star Max Hardcore is known to perform this act quite often in his movies.

Can also be used as a verb. "Piledriving"

"Have you ever tried the piledriver on your girlfriend?"
"No, sadly she won't let me."

"Hey, did you see the latest Max Hardcore movie?"
"For sure, he really piledrived the living hell outta that chick!"

by Bo Bacon December 28, 2005

straight piledrive that shit

To absolutely bone the bejesus out of some chick, regarless of emotions or how hot she is.

Joe: Wow how hot is that girl down the hall?
Dan: Man, I'd straight piledrive that shit
Joe: fo'real

by staff September 6, 2005

steaming pile of crap

A D-link DIR-655, or any other device made by d-link

Ah man, my router is a steaming pile of crap!

Yo, why you buy d-link?

by Networked June 20, 2011

samoan pile driver

A sexual position that occurs when the woman's back and the bed are perpendicular but she is upside down. The practitioner of the Pile Driver stands above the woman and points his shit due south, simply bending his knees for repeated bludgeoning. This process is repeated while screaming, "Abdaay... goony, goony, goony... ABDAY. ABDAY. ABDAY. HA!"

by p0wntn00b June 10, 2003

pile

To sit on the couch in semi darkness for hours on end, ordering food, consuming various and sundry pills, avioding all cell phone calls, while being in a state of semi dress and watching massive amounts of TV (if one can retain consiousness).

Bob hasn't come out of his apartment in two days, what a pile.

by Dan Reeves January 10, 2006

Piledriver

A sexual position in which the woman lies facing upward on her neck and shoulders on the floor, with her hips thrust upwards. The man, standing over her and holding her legs, penetrates downward into her.

Michelle's neck was sore from trying the Piledriver.

by E=MC May 22, 2005

Pile On

Pile On - "sexual definition" - to have more than 2 people join together on a bed, rug, or elsewhere for the purpose of engaging in group sex or group sexual intercourse.

Usually associated with group sex, swinging, swingers, the lifestyle and other free-thinkers.

Linda and Jim were fucking naked on the bed. Debbie got undressed and joined them. Then John walked in, got naked and asked if he could pile on. They all shagged and reshagged for hours. The swingers piled on each other all night.

by Juke Boxx Hero October 23, 2011