phoof

A device for filtering exhaled pot smoke which eliminates the smell and absorbs resin; usually made from a container stuffed with scented dryer sheets and has two holes- one to exhale into and the other is the "exhaust;"

Initially it was made by using an old papertowel roll tube. You stuffed it full of dryer sheets and put duct tape around it for strength.

"When you take a hit, blow it out through the phoof so it won't stink up the place."
-many weed smokers

"You must use a phoof, if you smoke on campus. It's a tube you blow the smoke through or an exhaust."
-many a college student

"Oh crap she got a big hit, then just started coughing and couldn't even think about using the phoof!"
-Unhappy host

by Lucy Sky Diamond February 21, 2009

phoof

to steal

Bill phoofed Stu's last beer!!

by beetlegeusex3 December 22, 2008

Phooze

1. A deregetory word like noob.
2. Some one messing around and not paying attention.

1. you phooze leave the fighting to experts.
2. Stop phoozing around and help me

by good goly March 9, 2009

phooz

Semen from a transexual man.

Did you see that freak phooz on the other freak?

by White Bannock November 18, 2013

April Phoops

To pull a practical joke in the same manner as with an april fools joke but to horribly misspel it.

Writing on a school chalkboard without paying attention on the first day of April, APRIL PHOOPS!

by Willuigi12 June 20, 2011

Phloops

1. An expression used when one has used drugs in excess the previous night, after having promised not to do so.

2. Expression used after continuing behaviour one is trying to terminate.

1. John: you look like shit Shane!
Shane: Yeah, well Phloops i did it again....

2. Bfa: your smoking again!?
Bfb: oohhh Phloops!

by fnky July 16, 2008

-phoon

(suffix) - a lot of something, a barrage.

I'm gonna get her alone and its gonna be a freak-phoon.

by Rudi G. December 14, 2008