parachute vagina

were a females vagina is so lose,most likely from being fisted one too many times, it resembles a parachute and when the girl walks air goes in it and catches and creates drag.

jessica was watching too much porn and got too into it and fisted her self and got parachute vagina

by picklegirl October 14, 2009

parade wave

Oscillation of the hand from the wrist with minimal input from the elbow or shoulder. Popularised by the British Royal Family.

Often to be seen from the back of landaus and throught the glass of armoured limousines as royals waft past.

Unpopular with American presidents who seem to prefer a more grandstanding straight up from the shoulder type vigorous waggling of the whole arm. But then, they only have to do it for 8 years, not a lifetime.

There goes the Queen Mum, giving the crowd her elegant little parade wave.

by hierophant November 17, 2005

paradigm shift

A set of assumptions, concepts, values, and practices that constitutes a way of viewing reality for the community that shares them, especially in an intellectual discipline.

Einstein once said, "imagination is more important than knowledge." He may be partly right, as I apologize, the above definition is for paradigm, perhaps allow me to better example a paradigm shift here. It isn't as wise to not publish a visionary who foresees a better future, using imagination as well as calculation that may ideal a greater reality, despite our seeming knowledge now of the society apparently. Ideally a paradigm shift is an ascension of sorts, like when humankind civillized or evolved, to the point where they stopped believing that the gods wanted them to sacrifice virgins. In a paradigm shift we'd again eat our vegetables instead of smoke them, we'd be creditted from and use what we're made of, such as Hydrogen for fuel instead of pollution. There is a huge higher set of relativity, that can solve virtually all of our foolish worldly problems, a paradigm shift could come from real leadership. Please believe first acknowledging an extreme atomic negativity which could nuke all of us dead, ridding the Earth of all Humans and so their problems, but also imagine on extreme opposite being that of atomic positivity, where prosperity for all simply depends on leadership for their work efficiency, and in that better extreme might most of our foolish little problems be solved also though truly.

by Joven February 24, 2007

Pittsburg Parachute

Act of turning a used condom inside out and emptying the contents in your partners mouth.

James dropped his load in a Trojan and then gave Gino a Pittsburg Parachute.

by Dick Shrivels November 2, 2007

Parade Trumps Jew

An exclamtion used to describe being at a parade in celebration of a sports team's championship, when:

a) you are not a fan of said team
b) your Jew friends that are real fans are not there with you
c) both a and b

"You have no idea how pissed I am that you were there. You don't even like them."
"Parade trumps Jew."

by ParadeTrumpsJew June 22, 2009

Parabhjot

A female who is superior in everything she does. Parabhjot's are usually short and have medium length hair. Parabhjot's are usually at the top of the chain they are always above anyone. They're understanding of the human mind is incredible as they can relate easily and advise you quickly. Parabhjot's sometimes give the wrong answers but all their answers come from the heart not the mind. Parabhjot's beauty is her eyes, Most of the times her eyes are incredible not because of the colour but of the shape ,coating of the pupil etc. No one can define Parabhjot's eyes when you look into them your lost.. Parabhjot's are the hardest people to read so don't try. Parabhjot's also tend to have very pinky lips. Parabhjot's are independent so its very unlikely for them to have a guy in their life as they like to depend on themselves and friends. Parabhjot do however have a lot of GUY friends. Overall Parabhjot's are interesting, intellegent, very beautiful and superior people.

2) Parabhjot's are very athletic/sporty. They're will never be a parabhjot who is not sporty

Wow your so parabhjot (meaning smart)

Guy: Your so parabhjot (meaning sporty)
Girl: Am I really that parabhjot?

by GodsLightToEnlightenTheWorld. May 23, 2011

Parachute

A female or male condom (as it helps ensure the males semen "lands safely" and potentially life threatening STDs are not transmitted between partners thus helping to potentially save your life like a real parachute).

Hey Brian! Pick me up a box of parachutes when you go to 7-11 as my semen want to go skydiving from my dick later this evening and I want to make sure they land ok. Plus Heather's got a bunch of diseases and I don't want to die! Thanks mate!

by Ambiguousgenitals January 30, 2021