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I want my man to ejaculate inside my vagina
by anonymous January 1, 2022
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Paint the Town Red

A online video-game where you play as the Minecraft character "Steve" except you get to brutally murder everyone you see. Players get the option to play in a story-mode type gameplay with a story about some fucking alien bullshit, but you still get to murder all the aliens. Other options include multiplayer gameplay, single-player gameplay, and an arena style gameplay with higher levels of difficulty with each arena you pass.

The game was initially released on October 13th, 2015 by South East Games and only meant as a console game for the Play Station 4. But, was later released to other consoles like Xbox and Nintendo Switch, it was later playable on PC after the game was added for sale on the Steam Game Store.

Now you may be wondering, why the fuck would I spend 20 dollars on a game where I just beat the living shit out of everyone? Well let me tell you my friends, if you are in a bad mood this game will make you happy almost instantly. You can let all that anger and sadness go into ruining people in a block game and have no regret at shooting people in the face or hitting them with a baseball bat. The game also is supported by Steam and has a workshop and community that I believe still works on cool community made projects. I currently have a single-player area that I picked up from the workshop of fighting on an aircraft.

This game is a gem and should get a lot more praise then it already does, for supporting people with anger problems.
Bro: WTF, My girl just cheated on me I'm going to kill a fucking dude!!!

Me: woah woah woah, it's okay... play Paint the Town Red

Bro: What the fuck does that have to do with anything about me getting FUCKING CHEATED ON!

Me: it's game where you can literally beat people up you should totally play that instead of actual violence.

Bro: your a fucking dumbass this is literally why no bitches talk to you
by Lol!po April 23, 2022
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Paint thinner

fuck bleach, all my homies drink paint thinner
Average bleach fan: "Eyo bro you drink bleach?"
Paint thinner enjoyer: "Fuck bleach, all my homies drink paint thinner"
Average bleach fan: *big sad*
by Paintthinnerenjoyer52 August 29, 2022
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Paint World

The land you teleport to when you take 15 key bumps of ketamine. Beware, it’s really not as nice as it sounds. But it’s also not as bad as it sounds.
“I’m a fucking painting
“No you’re not dude. You’re in paint world. It’ll wear off soon but it may feel like 3 years.”
by Treest Mode December 22, 2022
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Paint Fat

A mix of wet paint and paint that is starting to dry.

Where you see it.

1) when stirring the little bit of paint at the bottom of a 5 galllon bucket of paint.

2) when it’s left in the pan and you dry to mix new paint with stuff that’s starting to dry. You roll it on a wall and you get those little slimy particles on the wall.
1) “I’ve been stirring this bucket and there’s a lot of paint fat mixing in.”
2) Her: “Ahh, that’s rolling terribly on the wall!”
Him: “Well, we left the pan out and I mixed new paint, and you get paint fat.”
Her: “Paint fat?”
Him: “Yeah, paint fat. It’s the excess paint, like fat.”
Her: “Well, fix it!”
by There's s no I in Urban July 22, 2023
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Paint the town red

'Paint the town red' is when I said what I said and I would rather be famous instead. It also can be used for when I let all the get to my head xxx<3
'CAROL YOU KILLED HER'
'Idc I paint the town red'
by Slay what you wanna slay September 24, 2023
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paint the town red

killing people while their blood is splattering around the town, making it red.
“you little fuck head, you should be dead, i’ll pull up in a coffin and paint the town red.” -zillakami
by Fat Mama Joe June 10, 2022
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