Jonastastalastic Productions

A site created by Heather Renee Perdue. Obsessed Jonas Fan, who writes and talks to people on myspace. The link is myspace.com/gothghost665. Youtube channel is JBfan665 and Justin.TV Channel is niifuturewife1

or used as an exclamation when so excited or happy.

It's Jonastastalastic!
Jonastastalastic Productions writes on!

by JBfan665 October 9, 2008

Protection

U use this while having Sex. or well u are SUPOSED to use it if u dont want a Baby :

yah that guy didnt use protection so he has a kid now :

by graceafina120 January 14, 2007

Projector

(v) the thing that shines and puts pretty pictures on your wall. commonly used for computers, presentations, and in the civil world movies. the one you thought time and time again to steal from your school but never did because you were too scared even though it was really cool.

man 1 - did you get the projector!?

man 2 - hell yea man, Mr. banker will never know!

by xcoldbloodfest December 9, 2008

Prejection

The act of rejecting something, before the concept has even been posed, especially when pertaining to a relationship or date

Guy: So... I was wondering if--

Girl: No, I won't go out with you

Guy: Wow...Prejection!

by actorkidrox February 24, 2009

Hannitized for your Protection

When Sean Hannity scrubs and disinfects truth from current events so you can view them the way Fox "News" wants you to, liberated from facts or nuance or context and common sense, reports of these events are said to be “Hannitized for your Protection”.

I was watching the CNN report on the war in Libya and realized it had been Hannitized for your Protection.

by W.I. Tobedone June 18, 2011

The Nonce Protection Services

The NPS are the most catastrophic group in xbox live history boasting a record of 721-0. They also pioneered Joe into a worldwide meme and also the lego star wars phenomenon

The Nonce Protection services are mad fer it

by Accringtonia March 15, 2020

Projectile Boner

It can be a touch, sight, smell, or anything SO erotic that you get immediate quality wood. Also can cure extreme cases of the phenomenon known as a "bonershrinker".

Clinton: That maid just gave me a projectile boner, which you ALL know means that I gotta act on it. I hope my career won't be harmed.

by Reverend J. Izzy Commodde October 2, 2010