juliana padgett

Juliana Padgett is a very not so smart person and will leave you on "Read" and "Delivered"

Is also lowkey fake and a bitch.

Will take a while to snap back if you are snapping, as she has more important people to snap before you.

Juliana Padgett is lowkey a fake bitch

Me: Yes everybody know's that.

by You'llProbablyReadThis October 22, 2019

The page cannot be displayed

Something my browser is getting too often now. This may occur when you are not connected to the Internet, the page no longer exists or your ISP is a bitch.

My ADSL is fucking up.

by Bastardized Bottomburp November 12, 2003

Hayden Panettiere

A goddess of the creatures of the sea with an outgoing and friendly personality. She takes the form of an extremely attractive human who happens to be one of America's most successful movie actresses. She was a cheerleader during her years in school and has acted in many roles of cheerleaders in movies, but her most notable role is Claire Bennet from Heroes, where one of her unnecessary powers, regeneration, is put to use. The reason she has chosen the form of an attractive human is to draw the attention to build support to help keep alive her two groups of cohorts called the "Whales" and the "Dolphins", whether it's acting out as the spokesman for the Whaleman Foundation, making bold attempts to save fellow comrades from getting slaughtered personally, known as "Saving The World", or reaching out to her fans via the internet. Hayden is also a singer/songwriter, and her human boyfriend is Milo Ventimiglia, who also plays a character on Heroes.

Girl: My report is on Hayden Panettiere.
Boy: Who the hell's that?
Girl: Oh, she's an actress known as the "Cheerleader who wants to Save the World."
Boy: Pfft. Cheerleaders? Boring. Why not do one on Britney Spears?
Girl: ...Are you kidding me?! God I bet is laughing at you right now.

by Smart American Male June 3, 2008

pageant sash

Leaving a trail of cum diagonally from hip to shoulder. An affectionate gift of love for your pageant winner.

Anyone could give her a pearl necklace, but I declared her a winner with the pageant sash.

She was so beautiful all I could give her was a pageant sash.

The only thing she wore last night was the pageant sash I gave her.

by pageant winner March 21, 2011

Page Eighted

Being exposed as a fraud or a fake or a lying basturd.

That two faced lying son of a bitch Morsereg got page eighted

by Croinc September 2, 2003

Page McConnel

Page McConnel is the pianist/keyboardist/songwriter for the band Phish. He routinely drops the funk at every show. He also has an affinity for sandwiches.

I can't wait for tonight's show, where are your seats?
I'm stage left, right in front of Page McConnel.
Nice! Rage Side Page Side!!

by Phirst-Tube24 July 16, 2011

Payette

7,000 population hick town in Idaho. Known for a long time football losing streak. Exceptional in all other sports. Home of the pirates. Hate grizzlies. School colors; red, black and white.

Payette is a total hick town.

by Pirate 11 February 5, 2009