Girl: I have a boyfriend.
Guy: My neighbor has cats.
Girl: Huh?
Guy: Oh damn, thought we were talking about shit that doesn't matter.
Guy: My neighbor has cats.
Girl: Huh?
Guy: Oh damn, thought we were talking about shit that doesn't matter.
by Kawasaki_7 June 11, 2024
Get the my neighbor has cats mug.Loud ass people who blast music and stomp(if you live under them in a apartment) and smoke 5$ koosh that came out of a decomposing skunks ass because it stinks a little to much
(Muffled screaming) (plays spongebob type beat) (loud ass stomping) (sirens)
“Dam I have loud neighbors”
“Dam I have loud neighbors”
by Mr.Clean338 March 18, 2021
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Hey mom! Im going to celebrate National Cum in a neighbors mailbox day, by splurging in Mrs. Osbornes mailbox ill be back!!!!
by National Neighbor Cum Day April 17, 2021
Get the National Cum in a neighbors mailbox day mug.Someone who uses the stall next to you, especially when you both are taking shits. You'll meet each other, stink, and part ways.
"Damn, how long were you in there?"
"I don't know, I was talking to Mike."
"Who's Mike?"
"He's my dump neighbor."
"oh..."
"I don't know, I was talking to Mike."
"Who's Mike?"
"He's my dump neighbor."
"oh..."
by Ilisten2Metal June 9, 2014
Get the Dump Neighbor mug.This describes the act of choosing a urinal right next to someone else who is taking a piss, instead of all the other unused urinals that aren't next to the one in use.
Dude you have got to stop hey Neighboring everyone in the toilet it's getting weird.
Jason likes to hey neighbor at the urinal
Jason likes to hey neighbor at the urinal
by Gidon Grey June 27, 2025
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by nate higgers 6942066696 November 17, 2023
Get the neighbor mug.Idiot neighbors that blast bass at night in a trailer park
Teenage drugasses that suck at night sometimes just drugasses or drugbutts
Crack smoking neighbors that blast bass and deal drugs next to your house.
"Next time I hear your dogs barkin I'll shoot'cha bitches"
Teenage drugasses that suck at night sometimes just drugasses or drugbutts
Crack smoking neighbors that blast bass and deal drugs next to your house.
"Next time I hear your dogs barkin I'll shoot'cha bitches"
by Zachibald July 21, 2024
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