Northern Shoveler

When you’re with your girl and it’s the middle of winter in the UP and you gotta shovel the snow before you can have sex on the ice of lake superior

“Bro I had to pull a northern shoveler last year and I got my dick stuck on the ice. Luckily Sandy had to pee so we got it off pretty easy”

by Oenari October 1, 2021

totally nowhere

When something (keys, clothes, etc.) is lost for all eternity

Man I can't find the gift certificates, I like looked every where plus places they wouldn't be, they're like totally nowhere!

by Whoolee December 30, 2004

Mrs Northern Dinnerlady's Termite and Bean Crunch

Forced to explore new culinary options to feed the UK's schoolkids following Jamie Oliver's crusade on turkey twizzlers, Mrs Northern Dinnerlady came up with her termite and bean crunch - exactly what it says on the tin, a mix of termites and baked beans in a shortcrust pastry case. Very popular with the lads and lasses. N.B. Dinnerladies are the fine women who serve the nation's children with food at lunchtime at school, and the Northern ones are fucking units

Jesus wept, I just burned the roof of my mouth on Mrs Northern Dinnerlady's Termite and Bean Crunch, pet

by David Burrycurps Mk. 2 December 1, 2022

That ain't going nowhere

A term said by dads across America when they fasten something down and smack it to prove its static placement.

*drill noises*
*smacks object*
"That ain't going nowhere:"

by Eian Anderson May 30, 2021

The Right Honourable the Lords Spiritual and Temporal of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland in Parliament assembled

The upper house of parliament

Richard: Oi bruv The Right Honourable the Lords Spiritual and Temporal of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland in Parliament assembled is trying to ban the BBC.

James: right well bruv The Right Honourable the Lords Spiritual and Temporal of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland in Parliament assembled is trash.

Jeremy: *rolling Reliant Robin*.

by cheerful ox April 9, 2022

nowhere

A party spot or gathering place

If the cops ask you where the party is, just tell them nowhere

by Maxhol August 3, 2007

nethersphere

1) All dimensions beyond our usual experience, to include the far reaches of outer space and inner spiritual dimensions; "the great beyond"; 2) everywhere other than here

In the depths of my passion, I projected my words to the nethersphere.

by Beap Head April 4, 2009