noobie cheese

Anything or anyone that is lame, not kwan-tsu, or a quimby.

"God! Todd, you are SO n00bie chEEse!" "I am noobie cheese" (the originator, Will B.)

by T-Dogg and K-Shredder November 5, 2007

Noodle's Shotgun

1. When a person gives another person a blowjob without the guy cumming.

3. A short and quick version of a blowjob.

Girl 1: How was the blowjob with Bob?
Girl 2: His mom almost caught us, so I only gave him a noodle's shotgun.

by BigDick12345 September 22, 2009

Noobertia

A noob that is in motion will stay in motion, until pwned by by an outside source

I just kept that kid from following the laws of noobertia, I'm a beast.

by ilib February 2, 2010

noob trap

An apparently reasonable in-game choice an uninformed (usually new) player can make, which is in fact subpar or even crippling. Often this becomes clear only a long time after the choice is made, by when it's irreversible.

A common feature of hardcore games is false complexity — an abundance of poorly explained mechanics and noob traps.

by Cunctator October 5, 2017

Noodlelash

A noodlelash occurs when one slurps a slippery noodle and said noodle slaps one in the face. (Noun, Verb)

Yesterday evening I was eating chicken noodle soup and having a lovely time...until I was suddenly noodlelashed.

Curse ye, o noodles! Your noodlelash is too great for me to withstand.

by theslurpynoodle March 8, 2019

Spunk Noodle

When you have a Toss , you cum on your hand and leaves a line of cum hunging of your hand, looking much like a noodle.verb.

Bramah!, you are a right spunk noodle!

by Mushy:P March 5, 2009

College Noodles

The extremely cheap noodles that broke college students live off of after their parents have cut them off financially, and they're waiting on their next paycheck from their pizza delivery job. i.e. ramen

It sucks when you're so broke that you can't afford any food besides college noodles.

by wordmakerlikeshakespear November 6, 2015