Uncle Ned

When a person takes your water bottle and lightly touches their butthole to the mouth piece without you knowing.

This water tastes like someone Uncle Neded it.

by Uncle Ned March 27, 2024

Ah Ned

A shortened and more stressed term in place of Holy Ned

Ah Ned! I forgot to do my homework.

by Catsandbluetongues February 10, 2019

NED Syndrome

Not Enough Dick syndrome. Causes sadness, horniness, and makes one think everyone is hot enough to be a 10 even if they are a 3.

Angela just went home with the ugliest guy here. Probably NED Syndrome

by rlempent556 June 25, 2020

Ned

Has the biggest penis in the world

Ned is the best in bed ever and got the best penis

by Gdsaq November 22, 2021

Spider-Ned

The Spider-persona Ned takes when trying on Peter Parker's Spider-Man gear. Usually with his mask.

Peter Parker: Sorry "Spider-Ned", But Spider-Man doesn't need an obese sidekick

by MDawg1491 July 2, 2023

Ned

The personality of Crutchie, Buddy the elf, and Benji from Pitch Perfect. Will nervously laugh when extremely uncomfortable or confused. Steals clothes from others even if they are sizes too small, then proceeds to gaslight them into thinking the clothes were never theirs. He will also use your injuries against you and gaslight you using them.

Person 1: Hey Ned! Wait… is that my shirt
Ned: Sharon we’ve talked about this I bought this shirt in Florida 2 years ago. You really need to watch that concussion of yours it’s making you crazy

by Buddy (the elf) September 12, 2022

Ned puff

my 10th wife

ned puff make me a sandwich

by anonymous May 7, 2023