Mutually Excusive 

Two statements are mutual excusives (and hence, mutually excusive) if they are each given as excuses as to why one can't take part in the other, whilst hiding one's genuine plans.

Sarah: "Sorry Dave, I can't come to the cinema with you later, because I told Louise that we'd have a girls' night in."

Then later,

Sarah: "Sorry Louise, I can't come to girls' night, I promised Dave that I'd go to the cinema with him."

Thus, "going to the cinema with Dave" and "having a girl's night in with Louise" are mutually excusive.

Mutually Excusive by JTFYM December 4, 2012

muttalib 

muttalib is a lekker bra who you can vape with at anytime and is a good business partner

my bro is like muttalib

muttalib by siraaj 102 May 9, 2018

mutually assured 

When both parties are simultaneously guaranteed satisfaction.

By engaging in a 69, both me and my girlfriend were mutually assured a wild climax.

mutually assured by JlO September 5, 2003

mutuality 

one of the coolest features of facebook. another way of saying the number of mutual friends you have with someone. considered by Facebook© to be an accurate indicator of how good friends you will be with somebody, although often it's not the case in real life.

Chart!

1-5 mutual friends — decent
6-20 — fair/good
21-100 — strong
>100 friends — very strong
>>1000 — soulmate
0 — no mutuality

Dude 1: Dana and I have like 221 mutual friends together on facebook. it is evident our mutuality bonds us together

Dude 2: I have like 987 mutual friends with Bob, but I don't want to "friend" him because we've never actually talked in real life

mutuality by go_agggggiess April 6, 2010

Muthalan 

A name used by the hot and sexy Ellyn Taylor when she is aggravated at someone, or something, such as Simon (who is also hot and sexy)

Simon, you are a fucking MUTHALAAN!

Muthalan by Sloppy Sailor March 21, 2005

mutale 

hi. mutale is amazing.

mutale said hi.
mutale is amazing.

mutale by yellowisbrightanditisyellow January 24, 2010

mutuals 

When a man and a woman simultaneously achieve orgasm together during intercourse or 69.

Coco: You ever hold it in during sex if you know she is about to cum?
Jon: Oh all the time, its the greatest feeling.
Coco: True, fuckin mutuals.

mutuals by Circumsized Hen November 20, 2009