Miss_tetsuros mutuals are hot asf and extremely funny. Those mfs are always making her piss her pants, some of them have nice hands too moans. She's funny I swear. SHE'S 6'1, she won't stop talking about it. She's hot ok bye
Random person : my newborn ugly fat shit face baby just pissed his pants aww
Me : this shit must have been talking with Miss_tetsuros mutuals!
Me : this shit must have been talking with Miss_tetsuros mutuals!
by Shitkink March 9, 2021

Mutually Assured Destruction is where two parties end up destroying each other in the end. This can happen at the end of narcissistic relationships
David and I's relationship devolved to a platform of mutually assured destruction. He nearly took my life, so I made sure to destroy his reputation. He took my money, so I took his. He cheated on me, so I cheated on him. We were both nearly destroyed by the end.
by Siouxsie Supertramp November 7, 2023

by mrstark.idontfeelsogood September 5, 2021

A term expressing an expectation of reciprocity. If event A happens, then event B will certainly follow. Most commonly used in the phrase "mutually assured destruction," which posits that the best defense against a nuclear-based attack is the threat of a "mutually assured" retaliatory nuclear-based attack...although the term can be applied to events less earth-shakingly catastrophic.
"If I go down on you, it damn well better be mutually assured that you'll be sucking my cock afterwards."
by lexicographer September 15, 2003

Mutual crust is formed when you don't pull out after sex and fall asleep. Body fluid from both parties join and dry to form mutual crust all over their private parts.
Jack and Jill woke up Saturday morning and were stuck together by their mutual crust. They had to waddle to the shower together to free themselves of each other.
by jizzum baptism February 23, 2018

an awesome bond shared between an awesome girl with the name Ellis(a big raging dykeasaurus), and a chinese transvestite, preferably named Dominic(an awesome kid who isn't where he belongs), of which both of them have equal input'
by chinesetransvestiteandhisbuddy December 15, 2008

when two individuals intentionally and consensually engage in a fair fight
Originally added to courts so you wouldn't get a murder charge when engaging in a duel in the 1800s
Originally added to courts so you wouldn't get a murder charge when engaging in a duel in the 1800s
Coke dealer: I challenge you to a duel
Drunk guy: mutual combat isn't even legal here, don't kick my ass
Drunk guy: mutual combat isn't even legal here, don't kick my ass
by Phoenixholmes October 5, 2021
