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Garf motor 

In motorsports- a garf motor is an engine put together with JUNK/poor quality parts and components.
Usually such engines run very poorly, yet the owner thinks they're the "cat's ass"
"Stevie and I put together this motor one time with parts out of a garbage can- what a garf motor that was!"

"Every time Larry and I go to the drag-strip, there are a bunch of white-trash dudes with garf motors!"

"Look at that hill billy with his Mustang and garf motor..."
Garf motor by Poohbah540 September 6, 2013
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exotic motor 

An exotic motor is when a Hispanic is dancing so hard in the club their ass becomes a machine
Dude see that girl dancing? She's got an exotic motor right there.
exotic motor by Angryduck October 14, 2013

whole motor mule 

Everything you need at the time
Do you have the whole motor mule for the camp out?

Willy Motor 

When you go for a nudie swim/wear boardies that are too big and you body surf a wave and you Willy acts as a motor
"Dude did you just see me Willy motor that wave!!"

"Yeah that was sick dude"
Willy Motor by afawcett23 September 25, 2016

Rusty Motor 

The act of defecating between one's breasts and then rocking your head from side-to-side making a "brrr" sound, similar to a motorboat.
Guy: "Yeah last night I gave Peggy the biggest Rusty Motor I've ever seen!"
Rusty Motor by Bubbabeck51 July 17, 2017

poutboard motor 

A notoriously-unreliable stern-mount prop-engine (think, da infamous Sears Rowback) dat anyone being given it to use on his skiff would lapse into a major sulk about it.
Summer camp teenager: I asked for a Honda Four-Stroke to go cruising on the lake, but all I got was this wimpy little 2-cycle poutboard motor dat looks like -t was built back in da stone-age!
poutboard motor by QuacksO August 7, 2019

Manitoba Motor-boat 

When one gives another a rim job, but lubes it with maple syrup.
She gave me the old Manitoba Motor-boat.