Loose Mitten 

Cut from the string.
A drunk person who is seemingly free of all cares and responsibilities.

After a 40 of Vodka, Liz was quite the loose mitten.

Loose Mitten by Laquishita6552112 February 27, 2009

Frosty Mitten 

Masturbating with an extremely cold hand

Sadly, Ray was no longer allowed in the freezer at work after the frosty mitten incident.

Frosty Mitten by narizon January 24, 2011

Boner Mitten 

A knitted pice of clothing similar to a glove that several boners can fit into for the purpose of staying snug and warm.

It was an especially cold winter so the boy's grandmother knitted them a stylish but functional boner mitten.

Boner Mitten by stinky thumbs "R"buckles July 24, 2012

ripped mitten 

A person exceeding a douce bag demeanor and farts wherever he damn well pleases in public

John was a ripped mitten that day we went to the mall

ripped mitten by adamgaminyshisss December 6, 2014

The mitten 

Another name for Michigan

Yea foo, I’m from the mitten

The mitten by Omwtgyb December 7, 2018

Hittin the Mitten 

Jacking off, or masturbating in a glove or mitten.

He said he couldn't meet us. he was probably home hittin the mitten

Hittin the Mitten by chickengutz March 29, 2010

squish mitten 

a vagina, pussy, or any other connotation you can think of.

Nordaby can get squish mitten any day of the week.

squish mitten by Jammal Taylor July 27, 2008