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Loose Mitten

Cut from the string.
A drunk person who is seemingly free of all cares and responsibilities.
After a 40 of Vodka, Liz was quite the loose mitten.
by Laquishita6552112 February 27, 2009
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Frosty Mitten

Sadly, Ray was no longer allowed in the freezer at work after the frosty mitten incident.
by narizon January 24, 2011
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Boner Mitten

A knitted pice of clothing similar to a glove that several boners can fit into for the purpose of staying snug and warm.
It was an especially cold winter so the boy's grandmother knitted them a stylish but functional boner mitten.
by stinky thumbs "R"buckles July 24, 2012
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ripped mitten

A person exceeding a douce bag demeanor and farts wherever he damn well pleases in public
John was a ripped mitten that day we went to the mall
by adamgaminyshisss December 6, 2014
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The mitten

Yea foo, I’m from the mitten
by Omwtgyb December 7, 2018
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Hittin the Mitten

Jacking off, or masturbating in a glove or mitten.
He said he couldn't meet us. he was probably home hittin the mitten
by chickengutz March 29, 2010
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squish mitten

a vagina, pussy, or any other connotation you can think of.
by Jammal Taylor July 27, 2008
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