Dick miles

A measurement of the amount of penis a female has received.

Man, you got a lemon. Stacy has a lot of dick miles on her. Did you get the warranty?

by Antikemet March 10, 2020

Spit-mile

Spit-mile: noun, a spitable distance, sometimes exaggerated to emphasize proximity.

Justin don’t throw that bucket of gas on the fire, we live a spit-mile from the fire station and we don’t have a permit.

by scrapemyvag July 25, 2019

Mexican Mile

When your ride doesn't show up and you (and your amigos, if any) have to run to your destination. The more people, the better. Typically, wearing sombreros makes running a Mexican Mile more fun, thus giving it the name.

Our ride bailed out on us so we had to run a Mexican Mile to get to the party.

by TheFiend138 June 16, 2014

Thotical Mile

How far the average man can nut. Used for measuring the surface area of the thot.

Tim: Yo! How big was theshorty?
Tyrone: About 5 thotical miles.
Tim: Damn!!

by Matthew Glasgow September 22, 2018

miles heizer

Miles Heizer is another word for Perfect or Perfection

''Wow look at this sunset! It's so Miles Heizer.''

by noavailtoday May 3, 2017

miles of smiles

Bringing joy

That sweet good morning text brought miles of smiles.

by SLEEVEDnFIT November 19, 2016

Mile Road

Make up most of the major east-west roads of Detroit's northern suburbs. The miles are measured going north from the intersection of Woodward & Michigan in Detroit. They include the infamous 8 Mile Road, the dividing line between Detroit's generally wealthy suburbs and more impoverished inner city. The mile roads are numbered up to 37.

"Where's Oakland Mall?"
"At 14 Mile Road & John R."

by cds19 December 22, 2008