whitey merchant

; someone who is sick evertime they drink alcohol

'you are a whitey merchant

by oink234 December 10, 2007

dirt merchant

Slang for a real estate agent

David works as a dirt merchant selling that new development on the north shore

by ufcgooch April 4, 2007

Passion Merchant

Lonzo Ball

passion merchant is defined as a person like Lonzo Ball Is just running around doing nothing

by IQ Lorddd November 2, 2021

dirt merchant

A dirty ho that'd fuck anyone.

A chick that literally stinks.

Man, that chic's a total dirt merchant...her ass stinks, and she'd fuck anyone.

by jason November 1, 2004

bottle merchant

Male prostitute specializing in anal sex, usually as the receiver.

They’re bottle merchants, they’ve got no voice.

by TootieMars April 18, 2021

Happy Merchant

An anti-Semitic illustration of a Jew. It is usually posted on imageboards about politics like /pol/.

Happy Merchant: Oy vey, shoah shoah!

by Manuele Pepe November 1, 2017

A Merchant

One Who Cheers like a fan acts like a fan and dresses like a fan but really isn't.

Did you see the flames play last night? Jeff used to never cheer for them but he's been pulling a merchant lately.

by David Chiew May 15, 2006