Harry Maguire

Manchester united keeper, David de gea worst fear.
Harry maguire has never learnt how to play actual football and often ends up attacking his own side of the field.
He is knonw for just 20 own goals in just 3 seasons at man united.
Often owns the song Gangsters paradise.

Harry maguire lost to a 5 year old at football .
He scored all the goals which were own goals.

by Shadowbalde 710 July 16, 2023

Megiddo

An extremely large meteor that is believed to come down to earth at the end of time. (Judgement Day) However most people think this is fake!

Person1: Hey, in 60 years we can chase each other in the nursing home on our motor scooters!

Person2: You wish! Megiddo would have arrived by then! Idiot!

by Sephire000 July 2, 2008

Megging

Male version of Legging.

Guys! Meggings are more comfortable than skinny jeans.

by minthit September 5, 2013

Megging

To look off into the distance with a mixed and confusing look on your face. Wrinkle your brow, gape open your mouth and shake your head as you look longingly into the distance...

The look of confusion or dismay.

A mixed emotion facial expression.

I told her to hurry up and get it done but after I explained the process she just stood there megging. I had no idea what to say.

by dreadthedays June 11, 2013

megging

the telling of false statements; untruthfulness; untrue; lying.

She told me she was born in ireland and she had an older brother, she was obviously megging.

by jonathan clarke November 1, 2011

Maguina

The slang term for dirty vagina or pussy.

hey did you ever finger Maria

No way man i heard she has a Maguina :S

by Imaginary Bob October 14, 2009

Lliam McGuinness

A man built like a fucking mop.

*points at a mop* Lliam McGuinness

by Leo Henreezer September 2, 2021