Matthewsortoism

The state of being as morbidly obese as an American disappointment, Matthew Sorto who managed to become the most morbidly obese American child, held in the Guinness World Records. Usually used as a slur or insult.

Bro! You're so fat, you have Matthewsortoism

by AnonymousPerson1935 December 14, 2019

Matthew Mellado

A name that is used when you like somebody

Wow! You are so kind, you remind me of a Matthew Mellado that has a thick papi butt.

by ShrekLover6942069420 May 8, 2022

Matthew W

You know when you've met a Matthew W. Just being in the same room as him will stop your heart & simultaneously make it thud a hundred times faster. His smile takes on many forms: mischievous, endearing, excited, understanding, & others. He gets a twinkle in his eye whenever he's doing something he's passionate about. Matthew W is passionate about music: he's a metalhead, jazz lover, country crusader, & enjoys everything in between; he's an amazing drummer, & has a perfect voice. Matthew W is passionate about his family, his work (he's probably a mechanic), his faith, friends, cars (namely Subarus) & ultimate frisbee. Matthew W works harder than anyone else, but doesn't do it for credit. He has a charm about him that draws women in but is loyal to his girl and goes above & beyond to show his love for her--despite his humble claims saying otherwise, he's a romantic. He's thoughtful, generous, kind, quick to forgive & is always honest. He's the handsomest man this world has ever known, & has a wonderful personality to match his good looks. You'll never grow tired of a Matthew W. He's a gift from God to all who he meets, & there's no doubt that upon meeting him you'll want to be his best friend or marry him. Either way, you'll want to keep him around for the rest of your life so you can always hug him (he has the best hugs), kiss him, hear his laughter, or just be in his presence as you go for a Sunday cruise or a walk. He's everything anyone ever wanted in a man & so much more.

Girl 1: Who's that guy in the bass pro shops hat and flannel over there? He's super cute.

Girl 2: That's Matthew W.

Girl 1: I'm gonna marry that boy one day.

by beesgobuzz131313 August 25, 2022

Matthew Woelk

There is no going back after having found a Matthew Woelk. Everyday day you'll fall more in love with his genius, genuineness, gallantry and good-looks. Matthew Woelk, also known as a "Matthew W," somehow manages to be the most attractive man you will ever meet, as well as the most compassionate. Hours could be spent revelling in his eyes, wondering at all the adventures he has gone on and pining for those piney greens to look your way. After having found a Matthew Woelk, you will want to spend hours upon hours talking to him, just so you can keep hearing his voice, and once you've heard his laughter, you'll do anything you can to hear it again and to make him smile. That smile will trigger hundreds of thousands of butterflies in you stomach, and make your brain turn to puddles of futile mush. You'll want to do everything with Matthew Woelk, and you'll never want to let him go. You'll fall for him quickly and deeply, and you'll never want to go back, even if things get hard, because you'll know you've found a good one--the best one. A Matthew Woelk.

Matthew Woelk is the most wonderful man in the world. His name should be in a thesaurus alongside "everything I've ever wanted."

by beesgobuzz131313 September 2, 2022

Jill Hudson and Bald Martin with Matthew Wild

Jill Hudson and Bald Martin with Matthew Wild are killing morgz and kiera

Jill Hudson and Bald Martin with Matthew Wild are killing morgz and keria

by Chinооk March 11, 2019

matthew

I male that usually has a great sense of humor. However he likes to depreciate himself because he thinks its a gift to make people feel sad/have pity on. He also likes to read Urban definitions instead of the ACTUAL dictionary's definitions. Hes usually a red-head with a good taste in friends. He also likes shirts with words on them. But the thing he loves most is Long Hugs. If you get to know him really well then you will know exactly how hes going to respond to the things you say and do. He is a 10 on the kisser scale. He loves to have fun and likes to talk with friends. He enjoys attention A LOT but he wont say he does unless you really know him. He is the perfect type of Matthew. He also wants to buy a toaster oven because most Matthews like pop tarts. Its hard to annoy a Matthew though because he is a very nice person. However Matthews sometimes have bad habits of listening to one song on repeat because they found something they like. Most Matthews like to play popular weird video games and spend a lot of time browsing the internet. BTW Matthew is just a name.

Random person 1: Hey did you know matthew likes long hugs?
Random person 2: Wait... REALLY? *goes hugs matthew*
Matthew: Dont resist

by ichicken35 October 26, 2017

matthew

the most amazing boy on earth. he is everything a girl could want and so more. he's really sweet and all around perfect. he's undiscribable and one of a kind<3

matthew b:)

by ilovesexx23 April 15, 2010