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Does the carpet match the drapes? 

A Secret Code to find a hostage mole
Sam: Does the carpet match the drapes?

Mob guard: I don't know. I set fire to the drapes. I love to watch things burn.

Max: Hey, me too!

Sam: Sorry I asked.
Related Words

Lit Match 

A person, usually a woman, who is overly prone to attachment to men, and tends to go psycho or melt down when faced with rejection.
Be careful with that chick Rhonda, she's a lit match. I took her out on 3 dates and forgot to call her and she was on my lawn bawlin.
Lit Match by BipolarJosh December 16, 2008

No match Swag

When someone doesn't match their clothes on purpose and it looks really good
Ex: look at that guy's no match swag, he's wearing a zebra lake Chelan sweatshirt and blue Jordan shorts!
No match Swag by Chris of Seattle August 23, 2012

japanese death match 

Japanese death matches were some of the most brutal fights to ever grace the lame eyes of mankind. The fighters in the matches wore scars like drag queens wore makeup. Absolutely nothing stopped the matches until the fighters passed out, or gave in after being brutalized for a half hour straight on average. If you have the stomach to see dudes mess each other up and time to kill go ahead and give it a go
Cool Guy: dude you seen have you seen this? 'shows loser Japanese death match'

loser: 'throws up lunch' dafuq is that man?
Cool Guy: hahahah silly mortal you cannot handle true combat 'brakes loser's neck and flies away'

shootin' match

Not an activity related to firearms or weapons, but rather a southern U.S. term used to represent a group of people or objects.
Ray Ray: "Whatcha doin' this weekend Bubba?"

Bubba: "Man I'm watching golf. Tiger Woods ain't playin' though. Out with a back injury. You know, if I was he, I'd take my strength coach, cardio coach, lifting coach, and any other coach or trainer that I had and fire the whole shootin' match. They done messed that dude up; ain't none of 'em worth a shit."

Ray Ray: "Yeah too bad for him huh?"
shootin' match by ab5sr April 27, 2014

The Belt to Match 

Can be good or bad. If something good happens to you then something else stemming from the good event adds to it. Same thing with the bad. Basically being kicked when you are already down.

It refers to having nice shoes and then also having the belt to match the shoes.
I had Aces pre-flop, the ass clown had Jack, 10. Flop comes Jack, Jack, 4. Then the donkey turns 10, for the full house. Giving him the belt to match.