Marms

When a girl has man arms

Hillary Duff has some marms.

by Dan October 12, 2004

Lady Marmalade

The female version of a "jamboy." 'Jamboy's' were young coloured boys who were smeared with jam to attract all the bugs and insects away from the rich golfers. If they were successful, they got to keep the pot jam! The term "Lady Marmalade" applies to women.

The plantation owner had a lot of jamboys and lady marmalades on hand for his golf tournament.

by JamKing1 October 30, 2011

marmy

A working class term for a rich person, like a yuppy

'Hello there chap'
'Shut it you marmy cunt'

by thekitchener April 29, 2007

marmalade

The natural lubricant of the anus, designed to enable shit to slide out more easily but which also facilitates the insertion of golf balls.

"I was holding in a shit all last period but it turned out to just be a huge fart, however I wiped anyway in case some marmalade had come out."

by Mr. Cardboard November 7, 2011

marmatoot

a person who knowlingly/willingly reduces their mental age through heavy binge drinking.
marmatootage - the process of doing so

'I drank 24 shots of vodka as a warm up beforei went out last week to save money'.....'you marmatoot!'

by Joe May 19, 2004

marmite

An evil substance which has already taken over the minds of many people

"Oh God no! The Marmite is coming for us!"

"Marmite ... it gets you in your lunch."

by Slayer April 7, 2003

white marmalade

Collect up all your semen in a jar. Over time it'll turn a thick copious white. After sealing the jar and attaching a nice ribbon around it, mail it to the girl you've been stalking for the past several months. Then revel in the imagination of her biting down upon a piece of toast smeared with your love.

I received some white marmalade through my mail yesterday and it tasted awful. That guy needs more protein in his diet.

by HuhWhat February 2, 2006