messy nessy

When your poop is so big it sticks halfway out of the water, like the famous photograph of the Loch Ness Monster

Yo, Harold! Come check out the size of this Messy Nessy before I flush!

by Turd_Burgler December 8, 2017

Messy Bitch

Someone who runs out of arguments and brings up the past to support their position.

Yeah, he brought up a past fight when we went rock climbing. What a messy bitch.

by kallaylay August 28, 2020

mosselenmetfrietjes

Extremely talented tiktokker, often asked to join the hypehouse but refused because they are way to cool for that. Makes amazing content which is enjoyed all over the world. They are often compared with the Greek God Zeus because of their Godly status and dominant character, truly an alpha male.

Do you know the best tiktokker on the platform? Yes, it's that alpha male mosselenmetfrietjes.

by AndrewTheAlmighty June 19, 2021

dick moss

A poorly maintained manscape

You Silman I can see your dick moss through your gym shorts

by ain't that the truth December 20, 2015

Orange Moss

A fictitious moss from Phineas and Ferb that is basically LSD for a 10 year old audience. It induces hyper-realistic hallucinations and colorful vision. S1: E13 The Ballad of Badbeard.

"Why do my nostrils whisper to me?" Says Candace under the influence of the Orange Moss.

by iloveninja August 5, 2020

Master Moss

That one person in the friend group that does fuck all until he is forced to go to practice, school, or work. Still partakes in the partying but only if the party comes to him and his "moss spot".

Random Teammate: That kid just mosses all day i dont know how he does it.

Bryn: That is why we call him Master Moss dog, the world may never know.

by Bryn Boy March 30, 2021

dirty moss

When you fuck in the woods and get that moss all over. Also this can cause infections so be careful.

Damn did you hear Josh and James did the dirty moss.

by Moss G June 27, 2021