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Mental Hot Tubbing

1.when one wears swim trunks or bikini outside.

2.wearing swim trunks around town and imagining being in a hot tub
"Why is john wearing swim trunks inside the mall?", "he's mental hot tubbing"
by the mr awesome man April 27, 2010
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mental breakdown

something I'm having rn
1: damn why won't this mental breakdown go away

2: ikr
by JunnyJun July 25, 2021
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mental retardation

Effect of listening to one of George W Bush's state of the union address's.
John: Hey Fred, where's Tom?

Fred: He was sent to a crazy house.

John: What? Why?

Fred: He watched one of George W Bush's speeches and came down with a case of mental retardation.

John: Oh.
by jokemonkey March 4, 2008
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mental freeze

when your brain goes numb you call that a mental freeze
by feet sniffer August 12, 2021
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Mental Blue Balls

The result of an increasingly stimulating conversation that has an inconclusive or overly disappointing outcome.

Also used to describe the physical discomfort or displeasure felt after hearing a succession of lengthy jokes with dimwitted or inane punch lines.

Mental blue balls is often characterized by a dull headache or a distinct physical feeling of dismay, despondency, or dissatisfaction as the afflicted individual realizes he just wasted his valuable time and is "left hanging".
Dude, that comic told so many stupid jokes I have mental blue balls.

I got major mental blue balls today after two hours of brainstorming awesome ideas for killer iPhone apps, but no one had any idea how to implement them or even any project plans to get started.
by B.B.L.V. October 6, 2009
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mental-x

A cockcheese drinking, goat fucking, corpse raping, pickledick, inbred, shiteating, nosepicking, arse-pube collecting pineapple fucker.
What a fucking mental-x.
by Anonymous March 20, 2003
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Mental Vasectomy

Watching or listening to something that makes your balls hurt just from thinking about it
Paul - "yesterday I watched this video where some guy shoved a screwdriver up his penis!!"

Don - "dude, shut up, you're giving me a mental vasectomy"
by Ulysses H. Ficus February 21, 2011
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