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urinal lottery

When you're at a bar with your buddies and every time you take a piss you throw some change in the urinal and keep track of how much is in there until it disappears because someone dug it out.
Damn bro we we played urinal lottery last night and got $1.17 in the urinal before some sorry fucker dug it out of there.
by Annoi boi March 21, 2020
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Fresher's Lottery

The lottery that every first-year university student is entered into when they are randomly assigned flatmates for their first year of accomodation.
Dude, I totally won the Fresher's Lottery! Check out my smoking hot new flatmate!
by happynoj February 1, 2010
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won the lottery

Winning only $1.50, when you could have won $1,000,000.
Person 1: Hey, look, I won the lottery!
Person 2: Congratulations, how much did you win?
Person 1: $1.50!
Person 2: ...
by LouBlu08 April 11, 2021
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Lottery

The lottery is the only form of entertainment which pays you back.
by Loto32 January 27, 2013
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Looter

Also known as Obama supporter.

A looter is a left leaning zombie (usually on food stamps) agitated, led, and finaced by Democrats with taxpayer money that use race baiting tactics to cause caos and rob hard working people's bisinesses to create the false impression of outrage to fit a corrupt politician or a political party's agenda.
"I am a protester not a looter but I'd like to hank Obama, Jackson, Sharpon, and Holder for my new 45 In. HDTV and for organizing the shit".
by DefeatSocialism March 10, 2016
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loater

SCAVE like free loader, who just relys on you to do and get things for them.
Person1: hey did you get me a sandwich?
person2: Damn you loater
by minxxypik August 12, 2009
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Losterbating

The quick viewing of a back dated episode of the greatest show on international television, LOST. You generally only need to losterbate if you cannot contain your excitement for the next episode of LOST.
"Dude, Thursday is soo long from today!"
"Dude, you gotta engage in some losterbating. Try it with lube, it's way better."
by escapeartist88 January 31, 2008
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