7 definitions by happynoj
"OMG, that girl I took home last night had a severe case of FOS. I had to fake vomiting and get out of there fast."
by happynoj March 17, 2010
SBE - Selection By Erection.
This is a quick and easy process for choosing new female members of staff, based on their physical attractiveness. When they bring in their CVs, you write a score out of 10 at the top of the CV. This is their SBE score. It is a handy reference guide when choosing who to call back.
This is a quick and easy process for choosing new female members of staff, based on their physical attractiveness. When they bring in their CVs, you write a score out of 10 at the top of the CV. This is their SBE score. It is a handy reference guide when choosing who to call back.
by happynoj September 13, 2011
by happynoj February 6, 2010
Literally 'without testicles'. Used to either state that something doesn't have any testicles, or to imply cowardice (i.e. doesn't have any balls).
"I think that's a chick with a dick..."
"No way! She is testicless."
"I can't jump off that!"
"You are testicless."
"No way! She is testicless."
"I can't jump off that!"
"You are testicless."
by happynoj March 6, 2009
The bits of animals that they couldn't sell as real meat, which subsequently end up in other products which claim to contain meat (although no one can actually tell you what kind of meat they're supposed to be), e.g. doner kebabs, hot dogs, McNuggets, etc.
Dude 1 - "I don't believe you're eating that Doner. You know what those things are made of?"
Dude 2 - "Nope."
Dude 1 - "Lips and arseholes!"
Dude 2 - "Nope."
Dude 1 - "Lips and arseholes!"
by happynoj March 4, 2010
9.50am/pm is known as Cowboy Time, because if you say 'ten to ten' repeatedly, it sounds like a galloping horse - 'ten to ten to ten to ten to ten to ten to ten' etc.
by happynoj March 16, 2010
The lottery that every first-year university student is entered into when they are randomly assigned flatmates for their first year of accomodation.
by happynoj January 29, 2010