Lofterbating

The act of jerking off while in IM's with someone in a chatroom.

I was lofterbating while Jeannie was telling me about her girlfriend in IM'swhile I was in the chatroom.

by Cyber Kong October 10, 2005

Lofty

slow, thick, yorkshire

I cant do my exams im a bit lofty

by burt November 21, 2003

lofty

A simple adjective meaning liking-cock, cock-lover, etc.

Shevchinko: just for u lofty baby *pulls out cock*
Lofty_Kitsune: fuck off shev
Shevchinko: i jacked off to the pic of ur b3lly butt0n!

by LoftyKitsune December 23, 2006

Loftiss

Someone who like to take jizz to the face during working out, it encourages them to get strong. Loftiss's usually like gay butt sex in between getting head by old men. Loftiss's are usually strong to make up for the lack of penis size, loftiss's are know to have extremly small penis's.


Loftiss's are usually named Glenn.

"Dude, look at that doucher hes such a loftiss! I bet his penis is small too!"

by Longrod Von Penisface February 25, 2009

Loftin

A Loftin is when you loft your cum over a girl's face onto the other guy fucking her and it lands on his dick.

Oh dude I was totally gang-bangin' my bitch the other day and my bro pulled a Loftin on me.

by bellpepper October 22, 2009

lostataraxic

god dam you people its my ******* ** you dam ass hole there is no defination

yea fuck off

by no you ass March 13, 2003

Loftus Surprise

When a guy sleeps with his girlfriend knowing that he has a STD (that he has caught off someone else) - he then passes it to her and blames her for giving it to him.

Frank: "Steve, how did your girlfriend take its when you told her that you had chlamydia?"

Steve: "She felt guilty and brought me a playstaion 3"

Frank: "how did you manage that?"

Steve: "I gave her the loftus surprise"

by Mars17 July 1, 2010