river lemon

to be so pissed that you could kick your shoes off into a river and walk home barefoot whilst getting out your cock and challenging your best mate to a sword fight

Man I have a hangover, worst river lemon night I've had in a long while

by buggaluggs September 27, 2009

lemon pudding

Teenage wet vagina.

That girl had some nice lemon pudding.

by The Bob of All Bobs April 1, 2004

lemon baggin

almost like tea baggin'. when a girl sucks your balls and makes a face like she just sucked on a lemon.

after nicole was sucking my balls her face squinted and i came up with this definition and called it lemon baggin.

by oliver closeoff December 24, 2006

lemony snicket

A game most people first learn about away from home at a summer camp or someplace similar. In this game a lemon wedge taken from a bar and the juice is squeezed into the peehole of a guy's penis and a girls vagina. Tat lemon is set aside and a new one is used to repeat the process. The first one to wince or scream is out of the game and the last person with a straight face wins.

In the 90's Nikki, her friend Betty and I would always play L.S. and listen to Joeb's Cardigans CD

by Kruger 7 March 23, 2005

Lemonhead

Somebody that has their skull shaped like a lemon.

Man, that guy has a lemonhead

by ZzzassholezzZ April 9, 2017

Lemon Pledge

1. An all-purpose furniture polish that will give your furnishings the scent of new lemon.

2. The major demand made by the maids' union before they will agree to return to work.

Made popular by Family Guy.

Businessman: "What exactly are your demands?"

Maid's union rep: "We need more Lemon Pledge."

Businessman: "You need more Lemon Pledge..."

Maid: "...Yes."

Businessman: "We're not responsible for that. You should just bring some from home."

Maid: "...No."

by Head of the Maids' Union April 11, 2009

Lemon Party Politics

Defines a style of political rule which insists on tricking the public and leaving a group of old men who are 'in bed' with each other and corporate lemons imposing their style of governance. This is usually coupled with an intense desire to make a grotesque mockery of their constituents and/or humanity.

Lemon Party Politicians like Dick Cheney want you to use a little tongue while you're getting fucked from both ends.

The Watergate Scandal was a great example of Lemon Party Politics because it took place in a hotel and Nixon was totally rubbing one out thinking about fucking you from both ends.

by Ginge R. Vitas December 30, 2014