butt leech

Person who continues to brown nose/kiss ass even above the extreme to where everyone sees it. Usually a work situation or a guy kissing the never to give it up girl.

Dean was such a butt leech in the meeting yesterday.

by Taterhead December 12, 2008

facebook leech

a "friend" who systematically goes through your facebook friend list and sends friend requests to every girl on there using you as a mutual friend: even the girls you may have had one awkward date with twenty years ago that the leach has never met or heard about.

dude, why are all my old girlfriends now listed on HIS facebook page? he's never met them and they live ten states away... that dude is a facebook leech.

by austinmodhouse January 2, 2009

Leech

A derogatory term for a vampire.

Dracula is such a leech!

by Demon Chick April 28, 2009

Leech

Term used to describe a woman who is pushing 40 and still lives at home with her parents and sucks the life out of them.

That loser Teresa is a middle aged leech who still lives with her parents.

by Freethewhale July 19, 2010

Leech

Type of behaviour that constitues extreme insults, emotional and sexual harrassment in the workplace. The 'Leech' will often blame his own dispicable behaviour upon other colleagues, and has NO FEAR of Human Resources or indeed his own conscious.

That Andy is such a leech - I hear Anna fell over the other day and he groped her on the way down!

by Leech-Victim March 4, 2009

Leeching

A girl/guy that sucks on their partners genitals similar to a Leech.

"Did you hear Lily was leeching on Corey AND Jordan?"
"I bet her mouth hurts."

by SuperSpicyBitch December 6, 2011

Leecarpentered

To manage poorly. To promote on the basis of incompetence. To single out intelligent employees and use machiavelliantactics to drive them out due to your insecurities as a manager.

Wow, Bob is really stupid how did he get hired? Oh, he was leecarpentered.


Shit, that guy is smart, I better leecarpentered him.

by Carl von Clausewitz March 1, 2009