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dirty laundry 

clothes that are temporarily unwearable on account of excessive odor, grass stains, blood stains,I just missed my mouth stains, I just shit my pants stains, I just crawled out of a hole stains, I just kicked an old person stains,I just murdered a busload of people stains, and/or dirt stains.
My parents just made me throw my dirty laundry into a bucket that says: HAZARD; BIOLOGICAL WASTE.
dirty laundry by harharanemu April 22, 2006
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Mexican Laundry 

Doing your laundry in the kitchen sink rather then the dishwasher.
Steve: Ahh shit I spilled BBQ sauce on my shirt.

Joe: No worries just Mexican Laundry it in the sink with some dish soap.
Mexican Laundry by Nattys July 31, 2012

french laundry

When you spray cologne or air freshener to the butt and crotch region of a pair of pants or shorts, in order to get rid of any foul smells and still be able to wear them.
Jim was in a hurry, so he applied some French Laundry to his shorts in order to wear them.
french laundry by Yakubu August 21, 2012

Horny bitch laundry basket 

A form of person who never leaves there house our secluded area just like a laundry basket and is really just a horny bitch
Broo that girl is acting like a horny bitch laundry basket

Bareback Laundry 

When you wash clothes, both colours and whites or lights and darks, all together in one washing load when doing the laundry, whilst not using a colour catcher.
Person 1: oh no, all my clothes have mixed colours!
Person 2: did you use a colour catcher or separate colours?
Person 1: nah, i did some bareback laundry. now all my clothes are ruined
Person 2: bad times.
Bareback Laundry by nix sg November 25, 2009

Horny nigga laundry basket 

Horny nigga laundry basket are niggas who get horny for a laundry baskets. they will stick their dicks in the hole of a basket

doing laundry

The act of masturbating into a sock, so as to catch the mess for easy clean-up.
I was thinking of you when I was doing laundry last night.
doing laundry by TommyDee January 24, 2008