Lamp Whisperer

(n.) One who whispers to and tames wild lamps because they are so vicious.

Not to be mistaken with dog whisperer or ghost whisperer

That girl just whispered to that wild lamp. She must be a lamp whisperer.

by Lola Shackleboom January 1, 2011

flesh lamps

The immediate aura that surrounds a bare chested women on first taking in the experience....

I saw Kaly’s flesh lamps.... nice

by Themaxx64 January 20, 2018

Lava Lamp

A lamp that consists of fluorescent materialistic wax that melts, that’s right it’s not real lava you’ve just been lied to your entire life.

Jimmy:“Ouch! That Lava Lamp was hot!”
Fred: “You know that Lava Lamps aren’t made out of real lava, right?”

by Crackrkid May 1, 2019

salt lamp

A gift white children give to their parents as a last minute "thoughtful" gift.

It was 4 days to christmas and Sebastian decided to get his mom a salt lamp.

by BeastyTuna March 15, 2017

twat lamps

Twat lamps are bright lights on a car (usually located under the headlights) that are turned on to signal to other road users that the occupant has difficulty applying a strict interpretation of traffic laws. Very occasionally also used for extra visibility during fog.

Also known as twat lanterns.

There were so many boy racers heading towards us that I was blinded by all the twat lamps

by fatmarrow November 21, 2010

Lamping

Putting a lampshade on your head while having sex

Dan: let's lamp

Tegan: *puts lampshade on head*

Dan: *lamps tegan*

Tegan: we're lamping!

by Maybesickwillbeourokay April 7, 2015

lamp bender

A term used when a drunk person who decides to do a pole dance on a lamp,preferably a long free-standing one, and ends up bending/breaking it. Also used to make fun of the person after a party.

So what happened at the party?

Well, you know who broke the lamp by pole dancing. LOL

OMG! she is such a lamp bender...

by ??? =P November 26, 2005