Aladdins Lamp

What old dirty hippies used to call a bong
"Last night I hold Aladdins Lamp so I wished I could stay Before the thing could answer me
Well, someone came and took the lamp away"

Plus you obviously have to be high to come up with the shit Steppenwolf did
by Texhnolyze December 23, 2006
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Lava Lamp

A lamp that consists of fluorescent materialistic wax that melts, that’s right it’s not real lava you’ve just been lied to your entire life.
Jimmy:“Ouch! That Lava Lamp was hot!”
Fred: “You know that Lava Lamps aren’t made out of real lava, right?”
by Crackrkid May 01, 2019
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flesh lamps

The immediate aura that surrounds a bare chested women on first taking in the experience....
I saw Kaly’s flesh lamps.... nice
by Themaxx64 January 21, 2018
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twat lamps

Twat lamps are bright lights on a car (usually located under the headlights) that are turned on to signal to other road users that the occupant has difficulty applying a strict interpretation of traffic laws. Very occasionally also used for extra visibility during fog.

Also known as twat lanterns.
There were so many boy racers heading towards us that I was blinded by all the twat lamps
by fatmarrow November 19, 2010
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salt lamp

A gift white children give to their parents as a last minute "thoughtful" gift.
It was 4 days to christmas and Sebastian decided to get his mom a salt lamp.
by BeastyTuna March 16, 2017
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Lamp Whisperer

(n.) One who whispers to and tames wild lamps because they are so vicious.

Not to be mistaken with dog whisperer or ghost whisperer
That girl just whispered to that wild lamp. She must be a lamp whisperer.
by Lola Shackleboom January 01, 2011
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Lamping

Putting a lampshade on your head while having sex
Dan: let's lamp

Tegan: *puts lampshade on head*

Dan: *lamps tegan*

Tegan: we're lamping!
by Maybesickwillbeourokay April 07, 2015
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