Lactdose

To feed someone with lactose intolerance something containing dairy, and not tell them until after they've eaten some/all of it. Can be accidental or intentional.

A: "Here try this dish I made"
B: "Mmmm it's delicious!"
A: "Yep well 2 cups of heavy cream will do that"
B: "YOU LACTDOSED ME"
A: "Oh I'm so sorry! I didn't know you were lactose intolerant"
B: "THAT DOESN'T MATTER NOW" (diarrheas everywhere)

by flumpis July 31, 2024

Lactophoriaictus

Getting jacked off by a girl while suckling on her titty and being held. In a shorter form as a nickname of the term you could use Lactus.

Lactus (or Lactophoriaictus) is one of my favorite hobbies.

by johngrank August 10, 2024

lactate overdose

it is a overdose of lactate

im having a lactate overdose

by lactate overdose September 24, 2023

Lactose Cancer

Lactose Cancer is an extreme Variant of Lactose Intolerance. People who have it can get diarrhea through only smelling milk.

His Lactose Cancer killed him after eating that yoghurt which stood in his room for days.

by JoJo Pukkie October 21, 2023

Lactophogus

A small extra stomach that exists in all genders except the cis-male. It is located between the spleen and the appendix. It’s purpose is to allow the individual to order and consume desert when already stating, and believing, they were full.

Dad: “What do you mean you want the ice cream flight? You just said we ordered too much food.”
Daughter: “I told you before, I have an extra stomach made only for desert.”
Waitress: “That’s correct, it’s called a Lactophogus. I and all my daughters have one.”

by KSLeo December 12, 2023

Lacticous

Baby humans naturally need milk for growing. When this milk is provided on tap via the mother's teet. When the baby attaches it's (toothless) mouth to the female nipple like it was the Tootsie Pop owl, the nerve endings on mom's boob positively react to the sucking sensation in a weird but pleasurable way by producing lactose (breast milk). This happens because the mother likes how it feels and because it's feels weirdly sexual, her brain tells her that her baby needs this milk to live and it's totally normal. This contradictory feeling leaves the mother feeling lacticuos.

When something is weird but normal (oftentimes metaphorically).

When the Disc Golfer became frustrated was told an 18 hole course would cost real money to play, but only until he was told a golf cart would be included. This left him feeling very lacticous.

by Baul Punyan December 14, 2023

Lactoholic

A person who is hopelessly addicted to milk and yoghurt, despite the fact that their body revolts against it with every sip. They are willing to endure excruciating digestive distress for the sheer joy of indulging in their creamy obsession.

Despite clutching her belly and groaning in pain all night, Holly still poured herslef a large cold glass of Hollandia refreshing full cream milk. She was such a Lactoholic but the craving was too strong."

by Efferverscent December 4, 2023