santiago lozoya

The funniest, sweetest, cutest person i've ever met. Really likes shrek.

After hearing what Santiago Lozoya said, I just had to say "It it's not ogre and it's never ogre, does that mean i'm in shrek with you?"

by Oreo =^.^= May 23, 2018

lozin

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by f70 team August 21, 2003

dirty lozier

when a man and a woman are partaking in sexual intercourse the man works his way down to the woman's vagina or "snatch" and sticks his chin in her gaping vagina and proceeds to pleasure her

i went down on this one chick and gave her a dirty lozier. she loved it

by Fredrico August 6, 2007

Lozeth

lozeth, an amazing girl with an exceptional personality. She is the most amazing girl you will ever meet, even if she has the most unusual round face you will ever see. A lozeth is often referred to as a pie or wok-ead because of the roundness of her head, or pie eyes because a lozeths eyes are exceptionally wide and are polished every day by an expert eye elf. a lozeth can also be called a dave because a lozeths second nameis dave, and people mistake her dad for a dave. a lozeth is an amazing girl who everyone should know, although you may be scared by the amount of laughter that a lozeth can produce often resulting in a lozeth 'crying with laughter'. a lozeth is a best friend you can tell anything to, lozeths will keep secrets and will always be there for you. a lozeth is an amazing girl that you can have amazing experiences with. a lozeth may think she is a pirate resulting in her becoming to using the word ayeeeeee a lot.

hey that lozeth has really wonderful eyes
PIE EYES come here

hey did you see that lozeth
the one with the wok-ead?
yeah, she totally amazing.

lozeth: Im a pirate, ayeeeeeee

by the moose :) December 15, 2008

lozz

An alteration of "lol" and "lulz." Lozz means you are laughing so hard that you want to scream, as if a man with long, crooked fingers is tickling you.

In fact, this man might have a crack nail or two.

Via text:

Jim: Are you coming tonight?
Amy: Is Dave gonna be there?
Jim: Of course.
Amy: Then no, he smells funny.
Jim: Lozz, so funny

by Chase the Reader May 25, 2010

lozr

Someone who is unmentionably fresh. Usually used in the context of seduction.

Can't wait to make you my fuckin lozr

by 69dre69 June 8, 2017

santiago lozoya

The most adorable guy you'll ever meet! Super sweet, smart, and funny too! His favorite meme is shrek.

"It's not ogre! It's never ogre! Shrek is love, Shrek is life!" Santiago Lozoya said. "Does this mean i'm in Shrek with you?" His awesomely amazing (girl) friend said.

by Oreo =^.^= May 18, 2018