Lori Lightfooted

1: The inability to partake in social events or outings in response to Lori Lightfoot's extensive safety countermeasures enacted, aimed towards "flattening the covid curve". This is a term most applicable to those closer to downtown Chicago, but also to those who live within nearby areas.

Can also be shortened to just "Lightfooted", however this is an actual word with a totally different meaning. In this case, "Lightfooted" must be used in a bummed tone.

We would've gone to the club for my birthday, but we were Lori Lightfooted

by CrippiEinstein April 14, 2020

lightning in a bottle

Capturing something powerful and elusive and then being able to hold it and show it to the world.

Performing a rare feat.

A moment of creative brilliance.

Also a movie about BB King.

Coming up with that idea was like catching lightning in a bottle.

by TheLievense May 24, 2006

A light switch

Jacksfilms (a Youtuber) Asks for funny answers to questions on his "YAIY"(Yesterday, I asked you) series. Most answers are acquainted with light switches.

Jacksfilms: What turns you on?
Every commenter: A light switch

by Kennybunkport September 18, 2016

Red LED Lights

they're horny

oh shiit she has red led lights on bro shes horny

by mangolango December 29, 2020

light yagami

a gay ass closeted twink from the anime/manga "death note." he dates misa amane to cover up the fact that he is a raging homosexual with a huge crush on his rival, L lawliet.

person 1: light yagami is a f*ggot
person 2: yeah

by lawli3t February 10, 2021

Red lights

sex

if they have red lights on they are having sex

by crown virus May 9, 2020

tread lightly

An expression to warn another person about their future actions.

Bryan Torres : Bro I've been selling crack all week in Newark. This is my block.

John Espinal : Dude there's been a homicide in Newark everyday the last 68 days. Tread lightly.

by @Spinzus November 5, 2013