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fucking knob

An insult meaning pathetic or obnoxious person. Same as insults like "Dickhead".
"He's such a Fucking knob"
"Go kill yourself"(reply) "your such a fucking knob"
by Billy Mcgee August 13, 2011
mugGet the fucking knobmug.

knob jostler

(noun): an enthusiastic jerk off;

A person who likes to aggressively rub you the wrong way with the wreckless abandon of someone aggressively working the joystick of an 80's arcade game
Man: (after getting cut off on the highway) First this guy has the nerve to cut me off and now he's going to give me the finger?! Would you look at this knob jostler!
by HookfaceSteve June 7, 2018
mugGet the knob jostlermug.

knob scratcher

"I'm off to get my knob scratched"

"what do you do for a living?
I'm a knob scratcher"
by Rangie Tom September 23, 2005
mugGet the knob scratchermug.

Control knobs

1. An utter mistake of an action, one which immediately disgusts all which are around.
2. An utter mistake of a person, one whose presence immediately disgusts all which are around.
"He's such a control knobs."
"(The most moronic sentence ever uttered)" - 🎛️
by ControlKnobsEnjoyer1961 March 23, 2023
mugGet the Control knobsmug.

knob socket

Mike: "I'm so horny. I need to get my end away"

Jack: "Talk to Candy, she's a bit of a knob socket"
by Oik Oik May 5, 2007
mugGet the knob socketmug.

Knob Jockey

A person, usually of the female gender, who has a particular penchant for 'riding' a knob. The term is therefore usually used as a derogatory expletive in reference to men, implying that the said person is homosexual and therefore sub-standard
by Foiz April 9, 2003
mugGet the Knob Jockeymug.

knob goblin

some one who enjoys sucking cock.
1. Xanders girl freind is such a knob goblin she blowed our whole junior class
by the fox man May 13, 2006
mugGet the knob goblinmug.

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