Kitchen horny

The feeling one gets when shopping for gadgets for the kitchen.

' I'm kitchen horny for that 'Kitchenaid ' mixer"

by Violet Wilde April 16, 2021

kitchen grease

The act of putting your balls I someone else's jaws

Friend 1: did you commit kitchen grease?

Friend 2: absolutely

by breag August 6, 2021

kitchen shark

A cat (usually), dog, or other pets that circles or figure-8s one's legs as you prepare their meal in the kitchen.

I'm trying to get the cat's dinner, but there's a kitchen shark circling me.

by Wolfy PDX November 3, 2021

Kitchen Camera

what’s used by ur parents to spy on you and see what you eat so they can mock you for being fat

me: im going to make lunch
mom:ok
*watches me from the kitchen camera*

by nothingyouveseenbefkre January 16, 2022

Kitchen sword

A sword that is kept in the kitchen of home to defend of attackers

Aye yo I think I heard something grab my kitchen sword

by Hiphop9849 May 4, 2022

Kitchen Cleaner

Woman

guys i picked up a new Kitchen Cleaner yesterday, Look there SHE is.

by Vincent is brain dead June 15, 2022

kitchen table circ

Usually passed down from generations, when a dad circumsizes his son on a kitchen table, or just a really bad circ job

Dude that doctor fucked me up and gave me a kitchen table circ

by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 9, 2022