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Kitchen horny

The feeling one gets when shopping for gadgets for the kitchen.
' I'm kitchen horny for that 'Kitchenaid ' mixer"
by Violet Wilde April 16, 2021
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kitchen grease

The act of putting your balls I someone else's jaws
Friend 1: did you commit kitchen grease?

Friend 2: absolutely
by breag August 6, 2021
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kitchen shark

A cat (usually), dog, or other pets that circles or figure-8s one's legs as you prepare their meal in the kitchen.
I'm trying to get the cat's dinner, but there's a kitchen shark circling me.
by Wolfy PDX November 3, 2021
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Kitchen Camera

what’s used by ur parents to spy on you and see what you eat so they can mock you for being fat
me: im going to make lunch
mom:ok
*watches me from the kitchen camera*
by nothingyouveseenbefkre January 16, 2022
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Kitchen sword

A sword that is kept in the kitchen of home to defend of attackers
Aye yo I think I heard something grab my kitchen sword
by Hiphop9849 May 4, 2022
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Kitchen Cleaner

guys i picked up a new Kitchen Cleaner yesterday, Look there SHE is.
by Vincent is brain dead June 15, 2022
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kitchen table circ

Usually passed down from generations, when a dad circumsizes his son on a kitchen table, or just a really bad circ job
Dude that doctor fucked me up and gave me a kitchen table circ
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