Close Encounter Of The Sperm Kind 

When you almost get caught jacking off.

Billy: My sister almost walked in on me masturbating.
Fred: Guess you could call that "A Close Encounter Of The Sperm Kind".
Billy: Damn it Fred, you're not funny.

Close Encounter Of The Sperm Kind by AcneAndAnthrax May 4, 2015

Some kind of cunt 

Phrase used to express disbelief at the stupidity of another's actions in which the offender is labeled "some kind of cunt."

Person 1: "I just bought the new Red Hot Chilli Peppers album."

Person 2: "Are you some kind of cunt?"

Person 1: "Yes."

Some kind of cunt by AYSKOC December 17, 2008

sighn your pitty on the running kind 

To tear the brothas up-formmaly used by pootie tang in the 2001 film "pooty tang"

yo damien its a sad damien when i sighn your pitty on the running kind

sighn your pitty on the running kind by justin October 21, 2003

fluffy heart and kind spirit 

it means that the said person(s), country, society, sub-culture, etc. is mean/evil and isnt know for being very nice.

Guy 1: Shes frickin hott!

Guy 2: Man, i wouldnt bother. Shes not really known for her fluffy heart and kind spirit, if you know what i mean..

fluffy heart and kind spirit by SceneSuxBalls kthnxbai! June 23, 2010

what kind of moron are you that you look up sex in the urban dictionary? 

Derek is a faggot with no hair and wears jeans really short like :)

Hugs: Derek you look weird
Derek: fuck you Idc what I look like!!
Hugs: your very What kind of moron are you that you look up sex in the urban dictionary?

what kind of moron are you that you look up sex in the urban dictionary? by fezz hugz May 14, 2015

sexy kind-of 

When describing an event that just happened in that the event wasn't special enough to be considered fucking awesome but at the same time it wasn't as horrible to be considered okay or good, but just enough to be slightly attractive enough to be remembered.

Eli: Dude, did you see that dunk LeBron did last night against the Wizards? It was fucking awesome!
Matt: It was sexy kind-of at most man, it wasn't that special.


Tyrell: Dude, did you see me tackle that kid?
Nick: That was totally sexy kind-of.
Tyrell: I know man, that's gonna be the last time he makes fun of me.

sexy kind-of by ajday December 17, 2008

Some Kind Of Wonderful

Named for the 80s film, when you give a girl a pearl necklace and tell her "you look good wearing my future."

I hooked up with a chick just like Watts, it was some kind of wonderful.

Some Kind Of Wonderful by TrueRonin October 1, 2022