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jizzbang

The word Jizzbang means to Masturbate or wank, or it could also mean any of the following:

Bashing the candle, Bleeding the weasel, bleedin the weed, buffing the banana, bopping the baloney, burping the worm, choking the chicken, cleaning your rifle, corking the bat, cranking the shank, cuffing the carrot, fisting your mister, flogging your dog, floggin the frog, flogging the hog, flogging the log, flute solo, jerkin'the gherkin, looping the mule, manual override, painting the pickle, pocket pinball, pocket pool, polishing the banister, polishing the rocket, pounding your flounder, pumping the python, roping the pony, spanking the monkey, teasing the weasel, tossing the turkey, walking the dog, whipping the willy, wonking your cronker, yanking the crank.

The word comes from two sections, Jizz and Bang. The first section Jizz is short for Jizzum which is another word for males sperm. And the second word, Bang means Explosion, which is when the male drops his load all over the chicks chest giving her a peral necklace.

It can also be used as an insult, as in calling someone a jizzbanger.
Dude! Last night I had the biggest Jizzbang, i filled up the whole sock!

Oh man, last night my wife gave me this Jizzbang and it shot her in the eye!

You fuckin' Jizzbanger

Don't you fuckin' Jizzbang near me!?!?!11
by counterfeit October 12, 2004
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jizz mopper

I'd rather clean the grease trap at McDonalds than be the Jizz Mopper at the Jiggly Room!
by Anonymous August 1, 2003
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jizz in my pants

An short for SNL that was created by the comedy group, The Lonely Island.

It accompanies the first single from Incredibad and centers on the fact that Andy Samberg and Jorma Taccone prematurely

ejaculate throughout the song.
"Jizz in My Pants" is epic win. I need to watch it at least once a day.
by BloodyWind December 20, 2008
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jizzbeard

a person resulting from the flowing of seminal fluids onto the face namely the neck of another person.
she was jerking me and i spurted all over her neck, and i left a really nice jizzbeard.
by rthomasreid February 14, 2006
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Jizz-Kill

The feeling after sex, usually right after you cum. The feelings of jizz-kill include: regret, self-esteem issues, awkwardness. Also jizz-kill explains why you aren't attracted to the person anymore after sex.
Bill- Hey how was Sheena the other night?
Matt- Not to good. The jizz-kill was pretty bad. As soon as we got done having sex, I almost cried.
by yeha_brother October 7, 2008
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Jizz and tonic

2 parts jizz, 4 parts tonic. Pour jizz, tonic water, and lime juice over ice. Stir well with a long-necked spoon. Garnish with lime wedge, and serve immediately!
It was a stifling day, and Desiree was parched, so instead of giving her a hot load, I made her a refreshing jizz and tonic...she loved every last drop.
by Ju Tang Killa April 4, 2017
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Christ-boosted jizz geyser

krahyst bōōst-ed jiz gahy-zer
–noun
1. An ejaculation; discharged so savagely that it could have only been performed under the benefaction of our Good Shepherd.
Cum in you? Did I cum in you? Bitch, are you blind? That was a Christ-boosted jizz geyser! I'm done with you. Don't call me anymore.
by Skyler Greene January 29, 2007
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