Jesus

An amazing flirty,intelligent,kind,and fun guy who normally is good in bed and has a big dick.

OMG my best friend Jesus has a big duck I just wish I could fuck him

by Puffblower April 7, 2019

Jesus

The real-life equivalent of Shrek

Shrek: *exists*
God: let’s give humans what they want, *calls jesus* “Hey can you turn green?”

by Ey-B0ss December 1, 2019

Jesus

He’s gay and he’s a bitch and has a girlfriend named Bella

Jesus is a butthole

by Ag200610 June 19, 2019

Jesus

Not real

Did that Santa is Jesus

by TheThingSBJJ November 11, 2020

Jesus

Someone fortnite players needs.

Bruhhh my parents left me imma find jesus.

by Bankwood101 May 24, 2020

Jesus

A man that hates gay men

Jesus He hates gays

by lol I'm not mom November 29, 2017

Jesus

The guy that says he Jesus because that's his name. He's Mexican. Everyone calls him Jesus Christ

Everybody- Hey look! It's Mexican Jesus!!
Jesus- Bitch where

by Guy1715383 February 15, 2017