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Jamaican hedgehog 

The act of tying your dreads to your balls in order to assist in self-fellatio.
Did you hear about Davey? He ended up in the hospital because he couldn’t untie his shit after that Jamaican hedgehog!

jamaican ass cookie

Jamaican ass cookie is a slang definition for someone with the name “hope

Jamaican priest 

Are typically blonde fuckboys with the name Dale. They believe in Jesus and the clean beaches. They are really nice to children and sometimes give them BIG surprises. They assume rainbows are gay because of the many colors and, therefore despise them. If you ever meet a Jamaican priest he will more then likely have a very deep, yet smooth, accent.
Stranger: Hello Male Dossman, how are you today?
In thicc accent: Ay maan I'm great how you be today?
Stranger: Wow, you must be a Jamaican priest with an accent like that.
Jamaican priest by Oi cuntty November 21, 2019

Jamaican sniff 

when a man farts in a womens ass and then plugs the asshole and then keeps it plugged for a week and then unplugs it and sniffs it
Dude i heard jeff gave emily a good jamaican sniff
Jamaican sniff by jeff the sniffer December 2, 2020

Jamaican Drums 

Type of drums that makes tropical sounds. You can hear it in the backround of Jimmy Buffets "Margeritaville"
Hey man, that song was real good for like real dogg, the guy who played the JAMAICAN DRUMS wore real good like top dogg . He for reals needs like a raise man
Jamaican Drums by I own new x box January 4, 2021

Jamaican cocktail

The act of smoking weed out of a mans bellend to make the smoke go down the shaft for a quicker high
Me and Chris performed the Jamaican Cocktail, almost burned my knob off but it felt fantastic