stepdad issues

When you hate something as much as you would hate your stepdad

"Dude, I got stepdad issues with the media." "Yeah I hate it too"

by YoureDumbCantYouSee August 6, 2015

no issue no tissue

Not sure how this has no definition yet and generally isn't a more common used figure of speech, because it works in multiple ways.
So, basically

1: If you don't spill anything on the floor, you're not going to have to clean it up
"Can I trust you to work alone for a bit?"
"Yeah bruh, no issues, no tissues"
2: If there's no problems, then you don't need anything to wipe the tears out of your face

"I'm fine"
"You been crying, no issues no tissues sis"
3:

A way to respond to someone inquiring requests from you that you currently don't have any
"Dude, should I get you anything from da store?"
"No issues, no tissues homeboy"

4:
When someone expects one of your experiences to have been way more intense than they really were

"Fell down de stairs"
"Ahh shit musta sucked homie"
"Nah brotha, no issues, tissues"

Look above cunt
No issue no tissue
Ya happy urban dic

by Petra Jansen November 10, 2019

You are an issue

You are an issue is an insult that was created in the practices of the musical 13. Kendra and Charlotte battled it out with insults and then Charlotte threw out you are an issue and won the arguement.

“ well thats stupid” - kendra
“well you are an issue” -Charlotte

by char.char.13musical July 15, 2019

mommy issues

When someone can't figure out why they need approval from a strong woman. They a slut for Mommy.

Mommy issues = Please Mommy, please

by HeteroBoySlut June 19, 2019

Training Issue

The defination of a situation which has no apparent resolution but requires a politically correct explination to satisfy those in charge.

His poor performance is not a reflection on his overall abilities, it's just a training issue.

by I have Issues July 14, 2003

daddy issues

What an innocent girl has to deal with when she was molested by her father as a young child and sexually developed before her time and then misunderstood the rest of her life

i can never escape my daddy issues

by realproblems May 19, 2015

tissues for issues

Remedial measures for common problems

Tissues for issues are used to cure heartbreak break - in secret measure.

by Hercolena Oliver May 29, 2010