defecation interruptus

The act of preventing someone from having a well deserved, urgently needed, and much anticipated bowl movement by asking them to do one more chore before he disappears into the bathroom for an indeterminate amount of time.

John hated when his wife engaged in defecation interruptus by asking him to take out the trash as he headed toward the bathroom for a little quality time with the newspaper.

by ncinpa December 31, 2013

Socialus Interruptus

That moment when a group of people who had been engaged in a conversation suddenly stop conversing and all pick up their cell phones to check their social media feeds

I was just talking to some friends at our favorite bar when suddenly we experienced socialus interruptus.

by K-Fan October 26, 2014

bingeus interruptus

When you're about 3 episodes into a night of your most recent tv series gluttony and someone calls, that you can't ignore, temporarily sidetracking your binge.

We were fast into the re-rustling scene in yellowstone, when Ned called to ask whether there were any finger prickers left at home, causing a major bingeus interruptus.

by grubecnerwal February 4, 2021

Violence interrupters

People trained to discourage locals from taking a stand against weak invaders that never tell anyone in the city they invaded what they did to their city but still think they own the place, and to instead fall in line with their bullshit agenda/plan via violence to combat violence until the police show up to detain these locals.

Violence interrupters know they're there to provoke things further rather than to reduce anything, which is why they're not the funny kind of joke.

by The Original Agahnim May 25, 2021

Coitus interruptus

When a kid is interrupted during playing video games that would be coitus interruptus

During our video games my mother came in and did a coitus interruptus between me and my brother....that bitch

by Dr Dickhead September 30, 2021

kutos interruptus

the urge to whack on the head someone who constantly interrupts you while you're speaking.

etymology:
kutos (Tagalog), to whack on the head

Tito Boy is lucky I wasn't his guest, otherwise, I'd have given him a massive kutos interruptus for cutting me in mid-sentence. He should let his interviewees talk, for crying out loud!

by JoQo January 26, 2022

Quotus Interruptus

The action of another person interrupting someone who is attempting to make a point or joke when quoting a reference in a book, movie, or other media source.

I was telling a joke tonight over dinner and just as I got to the punchline, I was "Quotus Interruptus" by my spouse.

by San Diego Soccer Fan May 25, 2022