im on your ass

The 2017 way of saying "I'm on your case". When you're on to someone and what they've been doing.

The 2017 way of saying "I'm on your case". When you're on to someone and what they've been doing.

Tommy: Where've you been? We've been looking for you and Samantha.

Samuel: ok? I've been nowhere

Tommy: yeah right. im on your ass boy!!!

by anonymous September 13, 2017

im so dead

1.meaning overly tired and sickish.
2.in deep trouble.

1.i'm so dead after our sleepover.
2.im so dead when my mom finds out

by ellen123456789 October 20, 2010

Im Rick James Bitch

A phrase used after one's superiority has already been showed.

After beating the man bloody, he kicked him once more in the ribs, barking, "I'm Rick James, bitch!"

by Rick James April 11, 2004

Im gonna butter yo' bread

What you cell mate Tyrome says before he tears your ass up.

"Bend over, Gabe. Im gonna butter yo' bread."

by jim bob June 11, 2006

im awsome

Mother****er, I'm awesome, no, you're not, dude, don't lie
I'm awesome, I'm drivin' around in my mom's ride
I'm awesome, a quarter of my life gone by
And I met all my friends online

Mother****er, I'm awesome, I will run away from a brawl
I'm awesome, there's no voicemail, nobody called
I'm awesome, I can't afford to buy eight-balls
And I talk to myself on my Facebook wall

You know my pants sag low, even though
That went out of style like ten years ago
Spose, I got the swagger of a cripple
I got little biceps, getting fatter in the middle

And lyrically I'm not the best
Physically the opposite of Randy Moss and yet
So preposterous, feel the awesomeness
The most obnoxious guest up at the sausage-fest

Oh yes, the girls are repulsed
So I hide in my hood like I'm joining a cult
I'm as nervous as my cat Ol' Dirty Curtis
All my writtens are bitten and all my verses are purchased

Me? I'll never date an actress, got too many back zits
Plus my whole home-aroma is cat piss
Every show I do is poorly promoted
And if you like this it's 'cause my little sister wrote it

me: MOTHER FUCKER IM AWSOME
someone else: no ur not dude dont lie

by xXDeathAngel666Xx September 6, 2011

im in my mums car broom broom

WHEN YOU HATE LIFE YOU MAKE A SUCKY VINE

Im in my mums car broom broom. Get me car. AHHm WHEN YOU HATE LIFE YOU MAKE A SUCKY VINE

by YOUR MOM !@# January 17, 2018

im_sandra

A roblox female youtuber that scammed alot of people and traded limiteds with real money, starts drama very often.

Look, im_sandra has tweeted shit! Here we go!

by Goldlion3 January 27, 2019