herbsman

Friendly stoners who listen to quality metal and smoke quality green.

But, are too stoned to realize that it should be "herbsmen" because it's plural. Ah well, blame the drugs.

Mike is pretty attractive, huh?
Oh yeah, he's always good times too. He's part of herbsman inc.

by GodsJesus August 25, 2005

hornswaggling

hornswaggling is having sex with a retard because they make noises like various type of horns.

Hey Joe want's to get lucky with some Special Olymics contestants. He loves hornswaggling

by Douglas Wayne September 18, 2006

Hornsterminators

People who stop people when they need a wank. Basically there just shit and they hate sex. Damn them Hornsterminators. Sometimes, however, the come in useful if people are too horny and shag everything in sight. Then they stab them. If people get 'sterminated, it refers to this.

Oh my gawd did you hear! Scott got attacked by the hornsterminators because he glued his hands to his penis!

I got 'sterminated because i shooted one off onto me mam again :(

by Emily Parker :) October 23, 2007

Hornswaggle

When one pinches their receiving partners nose while performing oral sex

My breathing hasn't been the same since she hornswaggled me last night.

by furrbrit December 27, 2013

hobbs

used for calling the place where you are sitting when you get up to do something.

"Dude, I called hobbs on that seat."

by Wes May February 22, 2008

hoobs

An terrible TV program on Ceebeebees (Or wtvr) involving ugly puppets.

Chris - I love the Hoobs!

by Koaladude December 28, 2005

hornswoggled

to recieve unfortunate oral copulation

This broad had braces AND epilepsy, I got hornswoggled big time.

by Thunder Milk April 11, 2003