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Peter the horse is here

that guy just ate his own hair. Peter the horse is here
by kermit the artist March 15, 2023
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horse-shoe

Chewing tabbacco packed from one end of the jaw to the other
I got a big buzz of of the horse-shoe lipper i just threw in
by jkane December 21, 2004
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Diesel Horse

1. The term used to describe one who has surpassed being a regular diesel individual, and going to the point of Diesel Horse!
2. The act of basically owning whatever you are working on.
"Man he looked like a diesel horse, as he socked him in the nose."

"Barry Bonds if you want to be a diesel horse, just close you eyes, and let us put this needle in you. It is just saline to clean out your system."

"I just Diesel Horsed them noobs on the PS3!"
by Andrew J. Okeke January 23, 2009
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Go Fuck A Horse

One of those rare insults, that can and will no matter how you say it, have a very harsh inflection on the word HORSE. try it now say in angry voice " Go fuck a horse "
and horse comes out like you mean it. now say it in a happy voice. Same inflection.

Due to all this awesomeness of the phrase "Go Fuck A Horse " it is considered in part, as the second best inflective insult, after PRICK.
bah, i told Big Larry to Go Fuck A Horse in my joking voice and he beat the shit out of me
by Raistlin_ November 4, 2009
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Animal Hoarder

A person of either sex, but most likely a female, who has a numerous amount of animals in the home. This person considers the animals as pets, but actually, they are more like prisoners. The animal hoarder usually has an unsanitary home because since they are too lazy to let the animals outside to do their business, they will allow the animals to deposit their fecal matter in the home. The animal hoarder is evicted from place after place, and will often hide the animals to pretend that they do not have "prisoners" If you rent a home or apartment to one of these people, do not expect to have anything worth saving after you finally find out and evict them, because it will be too late. The animal hoarder will not admit that she has mental problems, and will cuss you out for suggesting that she get help.
My friend rented a house to a lady and later found out the woman was an Animal hoarder. The place was unfit for humans habitation because there was mildew and animal fecus and urine throughout the whole place. Not being the animal's fault, but the animal hoarder.
by save the animals October 11, 2008
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Fantasy Hoarder

Someone who consecutively selects multiple players at one key position in fantasy league drafts, most often in the earlier rounds when the best players are still available. This leaves the remaining choices at that position extremely sparse for the other people participating in said draft.

In most cases the Fantasy Hoarder syndrome is a mental condition much like regular Hoarding is and can rarely be helped. Also, the actions of a Fantasy Hoarder are extremely self-destructive and as such, trying to recreate/carry-out such actions is not advisable. The Fantasy Hoarder usually has one very strong position on their depth chart and their other positions are fairly weak.

The Fantasy Hoarder will then realize the error of his/her ways as a normal drafter selects one good player from each position while they’re available, resulting in a fairly equally rounded out roster.

The Fantasy Hoarder will then pester someone with a more balanced roster to trade for positions that the hoarder missed out on. The only way to counter the actions of a Fantasy Hoarder is that of Trade Bait.
Guy 3: I still don't think my receivers are good enough.
Guy 4: Dude, you got Larry Fitzgerald and Andre Johnson. You should focus on your running game. The only decent back you have is Jamaal Charles.
Guy 3: Whatever, I'm going to take Miles Austin.
Guy 4: Classic Fantasy Hoarder behavior. Dude you're going to go 3-11 at best. You need help.
Guy 3: Says you.
by Baron6489 March 28, 2011
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