If it had a penis, I'd touch it. 

something that you really, really like. or something that is awesome like a song or a video. not meant to be gay, just funny.

Man that song was awesome! If it had a penis, I'd touch it.

If it had a penis, I'd touch it. by jake christy February 2, 2009

I feel like I had a real G moment today

Quote by Serena Williams at the conclusion of her victory speech at the 2010 Australian Open. Obviously a reference to the Gatorade commercials, but can be (and will be) taken out of context.

(wins AO) Serena Williams: I feel like I had a real G moment today!

(smokes some weed) Serena Williams: I feel like I had a real G moment today!

I feel like I had a real G moment today by falloutjr January 30, 2010

Godzilla had a stroke trying to read this 

Is a funny comeback when someone comments with broken english on a post

Guy1: guys is the because funny fall he guy fall because have the because
Guy2: godzilla had a stroke trying to read this

Godzilla had a stroke trying to read this by Godzillawhomhadastroke April 9, 2022

I had a boner 

What happens when you have a hand fetish since you were a kid and you happen to have a deadly cat who can explode people like shigechi

A duwang citizen: When I was a kid, I saw Mona Lisa from my grammar school art book. The first time i saw her with hands on her knee how do i say this, i had a boner

I had a boner by Random gay dude April 16, 2022

Guess you had to be there 

A response to a story told by someone else that is used to show that it might have been funny, but the way they tell it it doesn't sound funny at all.

Georges: "...and he was like "wait, we don't sell that here, nevermind!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"
Geoff:(doesn't laugh) "Hmm, guess you had to be there."

Guess you had to be there by t12j19c95 March 24, 2010

I've had enough! 

This basically means that, the individual have had enough and is going to do a really bad thing. :o

Bitch 1: Ha-ha-ha, you are such a fucking loser.
Dude who had enough: I've had enough!

I've had enough! by ha ha yes December 19, 2018

maybe if a bullfrog had wings it wouldn't hit its butt when it jumped 

A weird saying that your southern relative said to you once. People speculate is has the same kind of meaning as: maybe is a strong word, maybe if the starving children had food they wouldn’t starve. But it seems to be said all country-like and it’s strange now.

Relative: Maybe If A Bullfrog Had Wings It Wouldn’t Hit Its Butt When It Jumped.
You: (Visible confusion)
Relative: maybe if a bullfrog had wings it wouldn't hit its butt when it jumped
You: Wtf
Relative: MAYB-
You: STOP
Relative: maybe is a strong word

maybe if a bullfrog had wings it wouldn't hit its butt when it jumped by Dedatedwam February 26, 2021