guff

What the Queen might say were someone in her vicintiy to break wind

Oh my! I do believe someone may have guffed

by very_ape February 13, 2005

guffs

guffs means all stuck up and speaks like they own the joint, they think they all that

fucking english guffs, bunch of guffs

by Greg Shearer---common scotland! December 25, 2003

Gluffer

A person who sniffs glue.

That guy is so cheap, he's a gluffer.

by Dan Jr. September 4, 2006

guffied

The Ability to drag out a minumal task that should only take a few Minutes.

To take 4 hours to watch a 2 hour movie.

"I just guffied the shit out of that movie!"

by Brad shaw November 28, 2007

Guyffel tower

an obvious expansion on the eiffel tower, triffel tower and Five-ffel tower, the Guyffel tower involves two men having a high-five over the top of their MALE participant.

That dude really puts out. I hear when he was hanging out with Brad and Steve he let them Guyffel tower him.

by TheHappyBrewmaster September 27, 2010

Goffey

When a girl is giving you head, deep-throats to the base of your cock, puts both your nuts in her mouth and then makings a weird noise like R2-D2 falling down a sandbank, inevitably pukes on your cock.

Guy1: "So, Shirlena gave me the most rockin' goffey last night."
Guy2: "Dude, your sick."

Girl1: "I'm going to give Quinton a huge wet goffey tonight, he loves it when I puke on his cock."
Girl: "Gee Whiz Sarah, I hope your loaded up on Pork Rolls."

by Dudeical March 20, 2016

Guff

The act of giving head

She guffs for free.

I'm guffing someone today.

by Dict.Tape November 27, 2017