Gooner

Plays nikke for hours, but claims it's just for story. When a female is on screen will not shut up about wanting to fuck them, girls block him after the first interaction.

"Gooner"
When my friends see me open Nikke they call me a "Gooner"

by Niju2 May 12, 2024

Gooner Handshake

When you meet another gooner who uses the same hand as you to jerk off

Let’s do the gooner handshake!
Let’s hold hands with our right hand and jerk off with our lefts

by suckrforme May 28, 2024

Gooner

One who loves crab Rangoon's.

Me and my friends are gooners and are all going to goon together tonight.

by CheezeWizz June 8, 2024

Goonerbator

NOUN. A person who is addicted, or persistent in the act of masturbating. Although stops right before they ejaculate.
The word is an extension of the verb "goon".

Although Tohamy goons every once in a while, by no means is he a goonerbator.

by ASN-SPIDEY June 8, 2024

Goater

A person who is described often as being “the goat” or “goated”.

“He has goated so often, he has become the goater”

by Charius38 June 12, 2024

goafer loader

A lazy ginger beard man, who loooves criminal minds, and has a hard time performing simple work tasks.

Loader the "Goafer Loader" doesn't feel like contributing at work today due to the fact series 2 episode 3 has too many twists and turns to leave the work desk.

by Monty1013 June 15, 2024

Gooner

A person that has gotten to addicted to pornography that they choose to set up multiple Monitors, Laptops, Tvs, Just to view more They may also have Goonettes which is a female that assists in helping the gooner goon

Normal person:"Hey man what do you in your free time"

Gooner:"I goon!"

by erghuij June 29, 2024