The Retard's Gambit

Relating to game theory, utilizing a finite but easily consumed resource when a higher quantity or potentially unlimited resource is available.

Eating a healthy chicken is easy, but with some work in taking care of it and harvesting it's eggs you avoid falling for The Retard's Gambit.

by gamblorizer November 20, 2020

Gabbi

Fit as. Best shag. Massive tits.

I can tell she is a gabbi by the way her tits bounce

by Gabbi901 March 27, 2017

Gabbies

Another word for piles, anus ulcers and such like

I cant sit down , my gabbies are killing me

by shennanigans April 4, 2007

gambit that hoe

When your doing a girl, you pull out right when your about to cum. Then while jacking off you grab a deck of cards and you try to get her pussy to bleed by using a deck of cards to cause lacerations on her loose pussy.

I got another date with jamie's momma, and I'm gonna gambit that hoe this time.

by Kearny November 9, 2007

gabbie hanna

Gabrielle Jeanette Hanna aka Gabbie Hanna (formerly The Gabbie Show) is a pretty, funny and incredibly talented Musician, Youtuber, Author and former viner. ❤

Girl 1: "have you heard Gabbie Hanna's new single?"
Girl 2: "yes, it's so good!"

by Melancholy Butterfly January 21, 2020

cum gambit

When you get yourself off prior to having sex in order to last longer.

Joe: "why would you drop $3k on a prostitute?"

Steve: "it's fine I got my money's worth."

Joe: "It was that good?"

Steve: "That plus I opened with a cum gambit so she had to stick around longer."

by N0T W0RTHY December 10, 2020

gaybitchasscheapofago

someone who thinks everyone is sooo rich

a gaybitchasscheapofago would say "god their so rich."

by phillyfakeout4life July 15, 2004